Mega Thread Bay13 **** & Dragons shittalk thread. [spoilers]

[A Cut Above]

Okay so for those of us hooked on Game of Crack season 7 has just started, and we're finally getting to the endgame with Dany finally setting foot in Westeros, the Night King on the march, and Cersei doing Cersei s**t in KL.

Episode 1 was pretty slow as the first of a season often are, showing us where all the major characters are & what they're up to. So yeah here are a few of my random thoughts

• Arya's transformation into a psycho give-no-*s serial killer has been eerily pleasing. I'm hoping she murders that entire squad of Lannisters especially Ed ******* Sheeran
• Sansa is finally growing up & figuring out what Littleflog's deal is although it'd be nice to see Jon slap her around until she learns her place & doesn't interrupt him in meetings
• The Hound is simply one of the best characters in the series and the bloke who plays him acts the role perfectly. * little goody twoshoes types like Jon Snow I would much rather see Clegane leading the charge against the WWs
• My other series fave Jamie is firmly back in pussy-whipped mode and I'm counting the episodes till he finally grows a set & hacks off Cersei's head, hopefully right after a juicy "loved tenderly" scene
• The whole Bran storyline has bored me to tears but I expect the little cripple will have some of big Jedi force battle with the Night King in the finale and/or warg into a dragon
• Great to see wax doll with **** Dany finally do something... oh wait except she really didn't of course
• I'm going to chuck a fit if they waste any more screen time on the sand snakes, I cringed when they were mentioned once
• Sam studies for years in the Citadel to discover Dragonstone is full of Dragonglass.... exactly like Stannis already told him. Clap clap mate.

 

[iBeng]

I read the books.

 

[van peebles]

Are you kidding????????????

Dangerfield dying,
Rihcmond heading for ninth.
Hirdee handing out medals.
The ratings game being played at AFL headquarters.
And "you" are worried about a television show.
You deserve B13 award for this.

 

[A Cut Above]

I read the books.

Yeah same here, kinda shits me how the longer the series goes on the more they deviate from them. How do you rate the adaptation?

 

[MotleyLemon]

More like Lame of Thrones.

 

[iBeng]

Yeah same here, kinda shits me how the longer the series goes on the more they deviate from them. How do you rate the adaptation?

About as good as it can be. I just want bloody Martin to pull his digits out and give us another book before he croaks it.

 

[A Cut Above]

About as good as it can be. I just want bloody Martin to pull his digits out and give us another book before he croaks it.

Pretty sure the next book is very close to being released but who knows how long we'll wait for the final volume. If he does die before finishing it I read someone he's already outlined to a few people how all the plot threads will be wound up so another author can step in and finish it.

 

[MotleyLemon]

Pretty sure the next book is very close to being released but who knows how long we'll wait for the final volume. If he does die before finishing it I read someone he's already outlined to a few people how all the plot threads will be wound up so another author can step in and finish it.

 

[JyeDye]

The Hound is definitely the best character right now. Which means he is probably going to die soon

My prediction is the season finale the wall is going to fall down, which seems like they've been alluding to for seasons

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

• Great to see wax doll with **** Dany finally do something... oh wait except she really didn't of course.

You're talking about the woman I love!

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

#titsanddragons

 

[Starburns_]

Thread needs a 'Bay' title.

Pretty sure the next book is very close to being released but who knows how long we'll wait for the final volume. If he does die before finishing it I read someone he's already outlined to a few people how all the plot threads will be wound up so another author can step in and finish it.

Pretty sure it's been confirmed that if he carks it, the books won't be completed.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Thread needs a 'Bay' title.



Pretty sure it's been confirmed that if he carks it, the books won't be completed.

The Manuscripts will be destroyed.

Only the writers for the tv show know the ending.

 

[Lethality]

It's weird that a book series like this got so popular. Did not see it coming.

They could do something pretty similar with the Gap Series. It's a five book sci-fi series of politics, betrayal, sex, sleaze, criminals, moral ambiguity, cool aliens which transform other species. It has all the ingredients.

 

[Established1870]

It's weird that a book series like this got so popular. Did not see it coming.

They could do something pretty similar with the Gap Series. It's a five book sci-fi series of politics, betrayal, sex, sleaze, criminals, moral ambiguity, cool aliens which transform other species. It has all the ingredients.

That actually sounds a lot better than #titsanddragons tbh. Fantasy is only good with elves FFS.

 

[JustaBattler]

The hounds stole the show last series - just like the doggies did in 2016.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Yeah never watched it, not even once.

 

[BigBirdz]

The hounds C bombs are epic! And the top knot joke....

 

[A Cut Above]

Yeah never watched it, not even once.

GOT is probably a touch highbrow for the average Corio Bay resident. Here's a show that's more your speed.

 

[maryjames]

This is just terrible..

 

[Dan]

**** the King

 

[imadodgyumpire]

I only entered this fred because of ****.

 

[BigBirdz]

This is just terrible..

If you don't shut your campaigner mouth I'm gonna eat every chicken in this *in place.

 

[WCErevival]

I'm hoping Ed Sheeren gets his big melon crushed Oberyn style.

 

[RedVest4]

I invented GoT