Bear Grylls vs Chuck Norris

[Wahooti Fandango]

Who would win a fight between Bear and Chuck? They can only have one weapon each.

Bear Grylls

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Chuck Norris

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[Burzum]

Chuck Norris because he's not a fraud and practices marital arts.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Chuck Norris is also 70 yrs old. Bear is 36. Fraud or not, Bear is going to whoop his ass.

 

[Kong]

Both are overrated. Only Steven Segal is worse.

Arnold would destroy both of them.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Yeah, but Arnold has a tumor.

[waits for the inevitable reply]

 

[Kong]

You just have to make things personal, don't you.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I'll do it for you.

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[Wahooti Fandango]

Should have made voting visible so I could pass on to Bear the names of those who voted for Chuck.

 

[Kong]

What's he gonna do, fraud us to death?

 

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[Wahooti Fandango]

What's he gonna do, fraud us to death?

Bear would not be fooled by Chuck's so called acting ability, that's for sure.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

 

[eth-dog]

Chuck Norris. He's a black belt of the pre-schism Taekwondo. Pre-schism tkd= ****ing awesome. Then he decided to quit because neither of the post-schism tkd's were Chuck Norris enough

 

[Slattery_20]

Chuck Norris always has more than 1 weapon.

Wherever he is. See that tree over there? Bow & arrow. See that floor covering? He'll smother you with it. The attractive floral wallpaper? He'll make it into a shotgun.

Bear Grylls would not only be drinking his own piss, Chuck would shit down his throat & he'd chow down.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Chuck Norris always has more than 1 weapon.

Wherever he is. See that tree over there? Bow & arrow. See that floor covering? He'll smother you with it. The attractive floral wallpaper? He'll make it into a shotgun.

Bear Grylls would not only be drinking his own piss, Chuck would shit down his throat & he'd chow down.

Yeah, but Bear can actually build a house out of a camel. Most of Chuck's feats are merely fiction. You do realise Chuck is an actor.

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[Slattery_20]

Chuck would build a bazooka out of a camel & some dust, then he'd flykick Bear Grylls to the face and shoot him out of the bazooka.