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Bear Grylls vs Chuck Norris

Who would win the fight?

  • Bear Grylls

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  • Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris. He's a black belt of the pre-schism Taekwondo. Pre-schism tkd= ****ing awesome. Then he decided to quit because neither of the post-schism tkd's were Chuck Norris enough
 

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Chuck Norris always has more than 1 weapon.

Wherever he is. See that tree over there? Bow & arrow. See that floor covering? He'll smother you with it. The attractive floral wallpaper? He'll make it into a shotgun.

Bear Grylls would not only be drinking his own piss, Chuck would shit down his throat & he'd chow down.
 
Chuck Norris always has more than 1 weapon.

Wherever he is. See that tree over there? Bow & arrow. See that floor covering? He'll smother you with it. The attractive floral wallpaper? He'll make it into a shotgun.

Bear Grylls would not only be drinking his own piss, Chuck would shit down his throat & he'd chow down.

Yeah, but Bear can actually build a house out of a camel. Most of Chuck's feats are merely fiction. You do realise Chuck is an actor.

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