Official Beer Drinking Rules
You are officially cut-off if you break these rules.
Rule 101 -- No Dual-Openers
Anyone accidentally opening another beer, before finishing their current beer, is cut off. However, double-fisting is allowed.
Rule 102 -- No Spillage
Spilling any amount of beer will get you cut off and thrown out! You better come up with one hell of an excuse to get out of this one.
Rule 103 -- No Ghosting
Forgetting where you left your beer is only forgiven if you don't break the "5 second rule." Remember where it is in 5 seconds or less and you may continue to indulge.
Rule 104 -- No Freeloading
You may show up once without bringing your own supply. After that, you are cut off!
Rule 105 -- No Carousing
Under no circumstances may you hit on your bud's spouse, unless your bud says it's okay!
Rule 106 -- No Warm Brew
Bringing warm (non refrigerated) beer just ********es us off!
Rule 107 -- No Hyper-Pumping
Take it easy on the keg, you only have to pump it once or twice while the tap is OPEN -- get it?
Rule 108 -- No Pretenders
You either can or can't handle your beer -- 'nuff said.
Rule 109 -- No Ahhh ********s
An ahhh ******** is what most of us say when we open the freezer and discover that we left beer in too long! We've all done it, but three Ahhh ********s and you're outta here!
Rule 110 -- No Butting
Accidentally or purposely dropping a cigarette butt into an otherwise good beer will get you thrown out and chastised until the end of time!
Rule 111 -- No Mine Sweeping
There is no excuse for losing track of your beer and grabbing the closest beer as if it were yours...get your own!
Rule 112 -- No Dead Soldiers
No passing out without first finishing your beer!
You are officially cut-off if you break these rules.
Rule 101 -- No Dual-Openers
Anyone accidentally opening another beer, before finishing their current beer, is cut off. However, double-fisting is allowed.
Rule 102 -- No Spillage
Spilling any amount of beer will get you cut off and thrown out! You better come up with one hell of an excuse to get out of this one.
Rule 103 -- No Ghosting
Forgetting where you left your beer is only forgiven if you don't break the "5 second rule." Remember where it is in 5 seconds or less and you may continue to indulge.
Rule 104 -- No Freeloading
You may show up once without bringing your own supply. After that, you are cut off!
Rule 105 -- No Carousing
Under no circumstances may you hit on your bud's spouse, unless your bud says it's okay!
Rule 106 -- No Warm Brew
Bringing warm (non refrigerated) beer just ********es us off!
Rule 107 -- No Hyper-Pumping
Take it easy on the keg, you only have to pump it once or twice while the tap is OPEN -- get it?
Rule 108 -- No Pretenders
You either can or can't handle your beer -- 'nuff said.
Rule 109 -- No Ahhh ********s
An ahhh ******** is what most of us say when we open the freezer and discover that we left beer in too long! We've all done it, but three Ahhh ********s and you're outta here!
Rule 110 -- No Butting
Accidentally or purposely dropping a cigarette butt into an otherwise good beer will get you thrown out and chastised until the end of time!
Rule 111 -- No Mine Sweeping
There is no excuse for losing track of your beer and grabbing the closest beer as if it were yours...get your own!
Rule 112 -- No Dead Soldiers
No passing out without first finishing your beer!
