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Dry Rot

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You know the feeling at your local pub - it's close to closing time, you've had lots of beers tonight but not much sex lately and suddenly all the members of the opposite sex look damn attractive, even those who certainly didn't an hour ago.

So now you're looking at the pub through beerglasses and you're bound to make some serious errors of judgement, if you're lucky.

And no matter what strange or hot or even desperate sex you get with whoever you pick up, you'll wake up the next day next to someone you wish wasn't there and with a horrible hangover.

What's your worst beerglasses experience?
 

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I had a fairly poor experience last weekend. She was quite large and sober.

A man is not a camel :(

But as my housemate often says: 'Fat girls need lovin too'.
 
All we can do is be MANLY MEN (honest) and at least admit we've put the beer goggles on at some stage and gone to bed with what we thought was a woman yet when woken up to find out it was actually something that resembled a strategically shaven gorilla.

As for going into details, you sooooo don't want that!
 
I was going through a drought and i picked up this ugly Scottish bird from my local. She was not overly large but just dingo ugly. To say a was a bit tipsy was an understatement but i thought if i could just break the drought the rains would come.Plus as a Scottish tourist i thought i would take it upon myself and give her an Aussie treat

We went back to her house and we were getting it on in the bedroom. Just as i get her knickers off she goes to the bathroom. Im lying on the bed and then i hear her take a dump!!!!!!!

Now im not one to follow any sort of bedroom protocol but taking a dump just as the serious business was getting started was just too much to take.

I was out of the house in less then twenty seconds.
 

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Originally posted by Disgustipated
I was going through a drought and i picked up this ugly Scottish bird from my local. She was not overly large but just dingo ugly. To say a was a bit tipsy was an understatement but i thought if i could just break the drought the rains would come.Plus as a Scottish tourist i thought i would take it upon myself and give her an Aussie treat

We went back to her house and we were getting it on in the bedroom. Just as i get her knickers off she goes to the bathroom. Im lying on the bed and then i hear her take a dump!!!!!!!

Now im not one to follow any sort of bedroom protocol but taking a dump just as the serious business was getting started was just too much to take.

I was out of the house in less then twenty seconds.
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This is the funniest thing I have read on this site in my short tenure.
 
Without getting too graphic, I once went home with a rather large lass*, who all my friends had been through, so there was the whole length issue going through my mind.
Starting fooling around a bit, and when she said something encouraging re: size, I relaxed and stayed there the night and completed my repetoire.

Next day, I find out off the boys it's her modus operandi, and have felt dirty ever since.



* She picked me up when I was in a lane way throwing my guts up at 5am
 
Originally posted by Runknisse
MMMMM, she sounds lovely!
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Sure, but he sounded like a good catch too given the state he was in.

What a sight! A desperate fat lass and a bloke dry retching. :)

Reminds of a bloke (long dead) who chucked as he was giving this girl a tongue sandwich at a party.

And he still got laid!
 
Originally posted by Dry Rot
Reminds of a bloke (long dead) who chucked as he was giving this girl a tongue sandwich at a party.

And he still got laid!
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Fair effort that. Extra points for perseverance.
 
Originally posted by Dry Rot

What a sight! A desperate fat lass and a bloke dry retching. :)

And he still got laid!
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10/10 for the perfecct advertisement why people shouldn't wear beer glasses.

Ditto on why they ARE worn in the first place. :D
 

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Originally posted by Katthawk
10/10 for the perfecct advertisement why people shouldn't wear beer glasses.

Ditto on why they ARE worn in the first place. :D
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They both seemed happy at the time.;)

Female posters seem to be reluctant to contribute to this thread.....
 
Originally posted by Disgustipated

We went back to her house and we were getting it on in the bedroom. Just as i get her knickers off she goes to the bathroom. Im lying on the bed and then i hear her take a dump!!!!!!!

Now im not one to follow any sort of bedroom protocol but taking a dump just as the serious business was getting started was just too much to take.
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Maybe she was just clearing out the pipes for you ;)
 

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