Beerglasses

[LordLucifer]

Originally posted by Dry Rot
Reminds of a bloke (long dead) who chucked as he was giving this girl a tongue sandwich at a party.

And he still got laid!

I'm guessing that it was the girl who was wearing the beer goggles that night !!

 

[LordLucifer]

Originally posted by Slax
I've had some where it only maters that I get my clothes, wallet and run!!

Chewed your own arm off to get away from her !!

 

[Kingpin]

Originally posted by Disgustipated
I was going through a drought and i picked up this ugly Scottish bird from my local. She was not overly large but just dingo ugly. To say a was a bit tipsy was an understatement but i thought if i could just break the drought the rains would come.Plus as a Scottish tourist i thought i would take it upon myself and give her an Aussie treat

We went back to her house and we were getting it on in the bedroom. Just as i get her knickers off she goes to the bathroom. Im lying on the bed and then i hear her take a dump!!!!!!!

Now im not one to follow any sort of bedroom protocol but taking a dump just as the serious business was getting started was just too much to take.

I was out of the house in less then twenty seconds.

Sorry I'm just wiping the tears off my face from reading that....LMFAO

 

[The Scarecrow]

Originally posted by Disgustipated
I was going through a drought and i picked up this ugly Scottish bird from my local. She was not overly large but just dingo ugly. To say a was a bit tipsy was an understatement but i thought if i could just break the drought the rains would come.Plus as a Scottish tourist i thought i would take it upon myself and give her an Aussie treat

We went back to her house and we were getting it on in the bedroom. Just as i get her knickers off she goes to the bathroom. Im lying on the bed and then i hear her take a dump!!!!!!!

Now im not one to follow any sort of bedroom protocol but taking a dump just as the serious business was getting started was just too much to take.

I was out of the house in less then twenty seconds.

So she dumps in your lavvy and you dump her? What a ****ty way to be dumped.

 

[lenny&carl]

Just be glad she wasn't German, or that **** might've landed somewhere much worse.

 

[EssJayW]

Where do we really start with this thread. Such beautiful memories.

Actually my wife must have had beerglasses when we met. Poor thing.

 

[Disgustipated]

Originally posted by Arden
Maybe she was just clearing out the pipes for you

Gee, wouldnt i have been a lucky boy!

 

[dbcrow]

Originally posted by Bobby Giovanni

Starting fooling around a bit, and when she said something encouraging re: size, I relaxed and stayed there the night and completed my repetoire.

Don't all girls use this line?

 

[the fly]

Originally posted by WA ROO
I proved that the samboy chip gobbledock existed by waking up next to her
Way too much Wild Turkey that night

so you've met bomber spirit's girlfriend then

 

[Reyes9]

Do the words Down Syndrome mean anything to you people?

 

[Squeak]

Originally posted by Dry Rot
Reminds of a bloke (long dead) who chucked as he was giving this girl a tongue sandwich at a party.

And he still got laid!

More successful than a guy I know who during the middle of getting a blowie realised he needed to pee, but didn't bother to let the girl know before doing so. She wasn't impressed.