Best Intro Line

[St-KriS]

"The world is a vampire "

Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings

I just love the way its delievered and it sets the tone for an awesome song.



Your's?

 

[TheWackedYak]

The scariest would have to be Slayer's Angel of Death

Crazy screaming then the angry spewing of the words

"Auschwitz, the meaning of pain"

Doesn't get any heavier folks...

 

[Squeak]

You Don't Know by Reel Big Fish. Starts with some real upbeat intro music, then the first line of the song is:

"Well first of all, I'd like to say **** off."

 

[Shinboners]

"Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head" from "I Know It's Over" by The Smiths

 

[M29]

"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head" - The Smiths, Big Mouth Strikes Again.

 

[coxon]

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls... Do it to me every time

weezer - 'el scorcho'


sorry weezer... (who has this as his signature )

 

[Magpira]

I kinda used to like the opening line for Korn's song Blind...

ARE YOU READY..........

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by coxon
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls... Do it to me every time

weezer - 'el scorcho'

Would be up there.

A few of my favourites are:

"Got a gun, in fact I got two. That's okay man, cause I love God." - Pearl Jam's dig at conservative USA in Glorified, off Vs.

"Mom and dad went to a show, they dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's. I kicked and screamed, said 'please don't go'. Grandma take me home... wanna be alone!" - Nirvana's Sliver.

"It's you that I adore, you'll always be my whore." - The Smashing Pumpkins' Ava Adore.

The Hitman

 

[materamagic]

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!

From Ozzy's Crazy Train

 

[PeteLX]

"Goodmorning Mr Tyler. Going down?"
"Oooh!"

and another:
"It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And I'll say it again
I..am..not..afraid..to..die."

and another:
"I'm a lonesome schoolboy, and I just came into town."

 

[Stocka]

"Freak out and give in . . . doesn't matter what you believe in . . ." (Cherub Rock - Smashing Pumpkins)

I don't know the name, but a song from the Scottish band 'The Arab Strap' starts out with the line "It was the biggest c.ck I'd ever seen . . ."

 

[tomaraya]

Originally posted by TheWackedYak
The scariest would have to be Slayer's Angel of Death

Crazy screaming then the angry spewing of the words

"Auschwitz, the meaning of pain"

Doesn't get any heavier folks...

i totally agree. imo the best thrash/speed metal song ever written.

 

[coxon]

Originally posted by Stocka

I don't know the name, but a song from the Scottish band 'The Arab Strap' starts out with the line "It was the biggest c.ck I'd ever seen . . ."

haha...

yeh, arab strap - 'packs of three'

It was the biggest ever c.ck you’d ever seen, but you’ve no idea where that c.ck has been

 

[Magpira]

NEVER TRUST A JUNKIE...

Just One Fix - Ministry

"Soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

 

[KiNgCliVe26]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL WAT THE ROCK IZ COOKIN!!!!

 

[St-KriS]

Originally posted by Magpira

"Soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry [/B]

Yes yes yes! I love that song.

 

[TheWackedYak]

Yeah, Jesus Built My Hot Rod was a corker

Which was the "connect the goddamn dots" song?

 

[Bronx Bomber]

"i like your pants around your feet
i like the dirt thats on your knees
i like the way you still say please
while your looking up at me
your like my faviourite damn disease"

Nicklback - Figured you out

 

[Harry]

My favourite intro to a song is the helicopter flyby on Billy Joel's Parris Island. On a good surround system you can almost see the chopper flying across the room.

Best vocal intro would be Meatloaf's You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth:

Boy: on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: will he offer me his mouth?
Boy: yes
Girl: will he offer me his teeth?
Boy: yes
Girl: will he offer me his jaws?
Boy: yes
Girl: will he offer me his hunger?
Boy: yes
Girl: again, will he offer me his hunger?
Boy: yes!
Girl: and will he starve without me?
Boy: yes!
Girl: and does he love me?
Boy: yes
Girl: yes
Boy: on a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Girl: yes
Boy: i bet you to say that to all the boys.

 

[-WWJD-]

The beer is ice cold...

What's the Deal? - 28 Days

 

[Fwoy]

Originally posted by TheWackedYak
Yeah, Jesus Built My Hot Rod was a corker

Which was the "connect the goddamn dots" song?

That would be TV Song II. "Push the button and connect the goddamn dots!"

Jesus Built My Hotrod was performed with Gibby Haynes, of "Butthole Surfers" fame, on vocals. I wonder who gets credit for the vocals, or who actually wrote them...him, or Ministry (Al Jourgensen/Paul Barker)?

On the topic of Butthole Surfers , two songs off their greatest album, Locust Abortion Technician, would have to be my entries for best intro line in a song.

Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf
Young Boy - Daddy, what does regret mean?
Father - Well son, the funny thing about regret is, it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done...
...And by the way, if you see your mum this weekend, would you be sure and tell her SATAN...SATAN...SATAN!!!

Butthole Surfers - 22 Going on 23
Caller - Aah..I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a while.
Radio DJ - Well, we're glad you kept trying.
Caller - Thank you. Umm...I have this problem. Last July I was assaulted...sexually...and, ever since then I cannot sleep...I've had trouble sleeping...
Radio DJ - How old are you?
Caller - I'm 22...going on 23...

 

[hotpie]

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

... I am the Walrus, The Beatles

 

[PiedPiper]

I am an Anti christ.......

Johnny Rotten, Sex Pistols, the first lyrics he ever wrote.

 

[Dogs 13]

I am the God of Hell Fire and I bring you:
Fire


Fire
Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

Certainly gets your attention.

 

[3lions3]

"I never thought you'd be a junkie, because Heroin is so passe"
"I feel like a quote out of context..."
"Ladies, and Gentlemen. And lowlifes"
"Alright stop, collaborate and listen"
"There's nothing I could say to make you try to feel ok"
"Blue Jean Baby. L.A lady"
"Wake me up when the party's over, it seems I've had too much wine"
"Hell is gone and heaven's here, there's nothing left for you to fear"

My favourite is from Husker Du:
"There are things I'd like to say, but I'm never talking to you again"