Best Schwarzenegger lines...

[Yianni]

As I think the reign of Arnie as action hero number 1 is coming to an end, I think we should all reflect on some of the fantastic lines that he has uttered throughout his movie career.

What are our favourites? One I particularly like I didn't even hear until two days ago. In the movie "The 6th Day", Arnie punches out the bad guy who lands face down on his own clone.

Arnie then follows up with "When I told you to go f*ck yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally"

GOLD!

Please feel free to add...

 

[FreoDocker]

The Best line has to be from Commando at the end.
Arnie picks up a pipe and stabs Benett through the chest and breaking some steaming pipes behind him. And the classic Arnie Line......
"Let off some steam Benett"

Classic Stuff

 

[wagstaff]

From body-building days:

"More steriods please"

 

[Bridgette]

"I won't be barck"

 

[catattack]

It's not a tumour...!

 

[grimlock]

After splitting a guy in half - "He had to SPLIT"
"Screw you!!!" - while drilling a guy to death

From Predator, but not by Arnie himself: "I ain't got no time to bleed!"

and the best one:
"It's NOT a TUMOR!"

 

[Bridgette]

Originally posted by catattack
It's not a tumour...!

With a head like that....... Yes it is.

 

[colin]

Originally posted by FreoDocker
The Best line has to be from Commando at the end.
Arnie picks up a pipe and stabs Benett through the chest and breaking some steaming pipes behind him. And the classic Arnie Line......
"Let off some steam Benett"

Classic Stuff

Damn, you beat me to it!

"It's not a thoo-ma" from Kindergarten Cop LOL

How about, "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

Also, on a totally different note( ), does anyone remember a scene from the Simpsons where McBain smashes out of a block of ice and says "ice to see you"? A fitting tribute to Arnie

 

[Yianni]

Originally posted by colin


Damn, you beat me to it!

"It's not a thoo-ma" from Kindergarten Cop LOL

How about, "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

Also, on a totally different note( ), does anyone remember a scene from the Simpsons where McBain smashes out of a block of ice and says "ice to see you"? A fitting tribute to Arnie

Police Commissioner (to McBain): You're out of here!

McBain punches him out of a 50 storey building

McBain: That makes two of us...

 

[jod23]

Arnold "No Problemo...Di(kwad"

Furlong in high pitched girly mode "yeah now your getting it"

 

[Dogwatcher]

Watched Collateral Damage on Tuesday night.

Here's a beauty:

Columbian activist previously interviewed on tv news says :"that family that got killed were unfortunately collateral damage...”

Arnie hunts the group down, rampages in the door and says " you want collateral damage? I'll give you collateral damage" and then preceeds to break **** up with a baseball bat.

Pure Gold arnie!!
There's another scene where some says "he's storming around like a crazed cyborg" or words to that effect. That cracked me up.

Does anyone remember that skit from The Late Show where Tony Martin takes imitates Arnie pimping Last Action Hero?

"It's an Ivan REitmann film, Ivan Reitmann is a very talented director"

 

[X_box_X]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Come with me if you want to live!

I need your: clothes, your boots and your motorcycle!

 

[Watto]

Yeah, that quote in the sixth day was gold yianni!

Originally posted by colin
Also, on a totally different note( ), does anyone remember a scene from the Simpsons where McBain smashes out of a block of ice and says "ice to see you"? A fitting tribute to Arnie

Also in another one the police guys like:

"In this department, we go by the book!"

McBain shoots the book and destroys it.

McBain: "Bye book!"



and in commando arnies like : "I like you Sully....that's why i'm going to kill you last"

and

"Remember when i said i was going to kill you last? I lied" And he kills the guy like one of the first enemies. I know it's simple but i laughed.

 

[the REAL dingo]

Originally posted by Dogwatcher
Watched Collateral Damage on Tuesday night.

Here's a beauty:

Columbian activist previously interviewed on tv news says :"that family that got killed were unfortunately collateral damage...”

Arnie hunts the group down, rampages in the door and says " you want collateral damage? I'll give you collateral damage" and then preceeds to break **** up with a baseball bat.

Pure Gold arnie!!
There's another scene where some says "he's storming around like a crazed cyborg" or words to that effect. That cracked me up.

Does anyone remember that skit from The Late Show where Tony Martin takes imitates Arnie pimping Last Action Hero?

"It's an Ivan REitmann film, Ivan Reitmann is a very talented director"

"Geeenious, he jurst a geeenious"


Collateral Damage was a bit disappointing, he was moping around the whole movie, not many one-liners...

 

[the REAL dingo]

predator: MACK GET TO THE CHOPPER!

 

[Hawks_Fan]

Throws a knife into someone. 'Stick around'

 

[madboy]

After shooting a crocodile in Eraser: "You're luggage."

 

[M29]

I forget which movie this was in. He was holding some crook over the edge of a cliff holding him with his arm. Then he let him plumet to his death. He went back to his car where his partner asked what happened to the bad guy. Arnie: "I had to let him go. " Then smiled.

 

[Watto]

Originally posted by M29
I forget which movie this was in. He was holding some crook over the edge of a cliff holding him with his arm. Then he let him plumet to his death. He went back to his car where his partner asked what happened to the bad guy. Arnie: "I had to let him go. " Then smiled.

That would be commando.....

 

[colin]

Originally posted by Hawks_Fan
Throws a knife into someone. 'Stick around'

LOL

I was going to say that too, wasn't that Commando?

"My eyes, these goggles do nothing for my eyes!"-McBain

 

[colin]

Remember at the end of Commando, when he's carrying his daughter away, and the police guy asks him to come back to his job?
Arnie pauses, looks at his kid, then looks at the cop as if he's about to say something profound, and says "No way"

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

"I need that Turbo Man doll"

 

[happy_in_hell]

Originally posted by colin


LOL

I was going to say that too, wasn't that Commando?

"My eyes, these goggles do nothing for my eyes!"-McBain

"Up and at them"

And one from Schwarzenegger:
"Did you eat all these lunches?'
Kid knods.
"Stop it."
Kid drops eaten food from mouth.

 

[SydneyBomber]

"take out da papers an da traash,
or you don't get no (something) cash,
(something something) close the doa
.....
yakeyt yak, dornt come bak"!

TWINS


Predator - "You're one ugly motherfker"


Arnie is cool.

 

[colin]

Originally posted by SydneyBomber
"take out da papers an da traash,
or you don't get no (something) cash,
(something something) close the doa
.....
yakeyt yak, dornt come bak"!

TWINS

LOL

This is one funny thread, Arnie you are a legend