Bikini Karate Babes?

[topdon]

OMG!!

and my personal fave ...

Pretty cheesy looking game. I love it!!!

Yes ... this is legit ... suprisingly!

 

[Lethal]

Oh my
This can go with my copy of DOA: Extreme Vollyball that I've got.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I pass on these comments from IGN's reviews of said game...
(http://pc.ign.com/articles/373/373791p1.html)


"By successfully incorporating every single thing a brawler geared towards boys should have (various breasts), Bikini Karate Babes has rightly propelled itself to the upper echelons of the genre and is now a way better FMV fighter that prominently features bikinis and women than NASCAR 2002 or Combat Flight Simulator 3 will ever be. Aside from the horrible control, mind numbing audio, baffling everything, and complete, unadulterated insanity, this is a terrific game that should be immediately purchased by anyone with a lobotomy or currently in the process of getting a professionally done or self performed lobotomy.

"Bikini Karate Babes does teach us one thing though... If you have a video camera, a backyard, a terrible idea, and one hundred and twelve dollars to blow, you too can get girls to wear bathing suits and do things, like fight and lie down."

Presentation
Who needs control, an instruction manual, an index of moves, or anything else of worth when you have four CD's and a girl named Voluptas? Besides, our quote is on the box. Ka-ching! 10

Graphics
The only gripe I have with the graphics is that they exist. How can one background layer and poor video take up 2.5 gigs? Nevertheless, some of the character models are nicely done. Good one, God. 1.5

Sound
Epic music adds to the hilarity, like throwing a crippled clown down a flight of burning stairs. If only all other noise would die, then maybe we could reach that inattainable perfect 3.0 score. 2.5

Gameplay
I've played a lot of fighting games... This is easily one of the best contenders for the much vaunted "worst thing ever" crown. Do you like punching and kicking? You won't like this. 1.0

Lasting Appeal
I'm still waiting for my "Behind the Scenes" DVD to arrive, but until then I'm certain I'll be busting out this bad boy every now and again to open a can of tuna or scare some possums. 1.0

OVERALL SCORE (not an average): 1.5

 

[mattyc2422]

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