Family & Relationships Birthday Present Help

[Tormented Tiger]

Looks like a bike.. or a dildo.

Help me peoples... HELP

Both of these could gratify her greatly (bike with the right seat), could even lessen your worthiness.

Buy her a single rose for godsake. We are men and we are not meant to be thoughtful. She should be happy with a rose and if she's not then she's too high maintenance and should hit the road (walking, no bike)

 

[The Dice Man]

I get her flowers and lil romatic things all the time but as much as I dig all the suggestions and philosopihies on gif buying for your woman ...

I dont need to do it for sex.. that part is like hemmeroids... On fire i mean. (bad Kings of leon reference)

But Im beggining to think of buying and trapping within a cage some bird who can talk and teach it to say things like "Im Jack Reiwoldt... who the **** are you Barry?"

Seriously, Im thinking of getting a talking boird?

 

[Pee Tear Griffin]

buy her a poncho.

 

[The Dice Man]

What... for the snow?

We live in Queenslnd dude.

 

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I get her flowers and lil romatic things all the time but as much as I dig all the suggestions and philosopihies on gif buying for your woman ...

I dont need to do it for sex.. that part is like hemmeroids... On fire i mean. (bad Kings of leon reference)

But Im beggining to think of buying and trapping within a cage some bird who can talk and teach it to say things like "Im Jack Reiwoldt... who the **** are you Barry?"

Seriously, Im thinking of getting a talking boird?

haven't you ever watched a sitcom? talking birds and relationships do not mix

 

[The Dice Man]

Know never knew that. I watched The Young Ones,The Goodies.. Seinfeld, Arrested Development an I dont remember a single relationship in any of them.

She might like an electric guitar too. Though for 300 max im scraping the barrel unless I find a halfwit.


Oh... has anyone seen vanda?