Biting People or being bitten

[bresker]

Anyone here ever been seriously bitten or likes biting people?

I like biting my wife's nipples when we do sex but that's just play. (I don't like it much when she bites my nipples, feels weird.)

I remember my younger brother biting me a few times when I was very young but I beat that out of him fairly quick.

Has anyone lost a nose to a bite?

You can talk about animal bites if you want. One time I bought a pint of Guinness in a pub back home in Ireland and I was a bit pished. So I went walking back to my table carefully carrying my pint in an effort not to spill it. So focused was I at the task at hand that I didn't notice this bloody border collie lying on the ground. I stood right on some soft and furry part of it and it reacted with the fury o' the savage beast and leapt up and bit me right on the calf. Very hard. Luckily it must have had very blunt teeth as it didn't pierce my skin. Unluckily it left a massive dog jaw-shaped bruise on my leg for weeks. One of those big multi-coloured raised bruises. It ached.

But I didn't spill my pint.The dog owner acted as if nothing had happened, as did the rest of the zombie-like inhabitants of the pub. Serves me right for going into a pub at 3.00pm on a warm summers day. Only weirdos in pubs at that time.

 

[BALKAN]

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[bresker]

I am Luis Suarez. me encanta morder coños italiano

 

[ComicSansHumour]

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[Gough]

Anyone that wants to nibble on my nipples is more than welcome to, you'll just have to watch your teeth on the rings.

 

[The Half Back]

My twin sister used to bite me all the time when we were >2yo.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

 

[Gibbsy]

Thread took a turn for the weird

 

[Damon_3388]

 

[BEEG]

This guy approves

 

[Rusty22]

How do you circumcise a Tasmanian?
Kick his sister in the jaw

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Last girl I dated bit me on the nose which left a graze and dried blood, then bit my shoulder so there is still a yellow bruise and squeezed my nipple so hard it hurt bad.

Later remarked that she wondered what it would be like to kill a person...

 

[Rusty22]

 

[I bleed Blue]

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/hells-ang...ardt-attack-20140625-zskos.html#ixzz35hbyHRx5

The 38-year-old has undergone surgery to have his nose reattached after he was attacked at his home in Leichhardt on Tuesday afternoon. The attack is believed to have been captured on CCTV camera.

Mr Zervas, whose brother Anthony was killed in a violent brawl between rival bikie gangs at Sydney Airport in 2009, was at his Norton Street unit about 5pm on Tuesday when an unknown man confronted him.

Inspector Naomi Moore, from the Leichhardt local area command, said the offender bit off part of the man's nose before fleeing down Norton Street.

"I would say that approximately half of his nose was bitten off," Inspector Moore said.

"He was able to salvage it and took it off to hospital, believe it or not."

This is a serious bite

 

[I bleed Blue]

Got bitten by a monkey a few years ago. Little bugger got me from behind right on my hip.

 

[Igloo]

I got bitten on the hand in my under 14's grand final by some kid wearing a helmet. Bastard.

 

[JUBJUB]

Anyone here ever been seriously bitten or likes biting people?

I like biting my wife's nipples when we do sex but that's just play. (I don't like it much when she bites my nipples, feels weird.)

 

[djrossie16]

But I didn't spill my pint.

 

[BALKAN]

 

[Julius Seizure]

 

[djrossie16]

 

[The_Reaper]

Apparantly an old class mate of mine bit off a guys thumb in a doof earlier this year.

 

[zimma]

Done it hard and on purpose once, can't remember the full context but got in a casual tussle with a friend (believe the context involved alcohol and mario kart) and they had me pinned by the chest, stopped being funny and they didn't let up so yada yada bit them on the shoulder... Oh and once kinda accidentally took a chunk out of someones head with my teeth, was a clash of heads and my braces kinda cheese grated their scalp.

 

[Borry]

Did it a few times as a kid whilst getting beaten up in self defence.

 

[dales.girl38]

In primary school the 'not all there' boy bit a sizable chunk out of a girl's arm. Was pretty messed up.