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Hi all,

Before I begin with this idea, I'll come out straight up and say that COVID is a serious matter and the following is not designed to lessen or delegitimise any struggles that people are going through. We have a whole thread to discuss this further should the need arise, and there are plenty of resources & support out there if needed.

Now that the disclaimer is out of the way and assuming nobody wishes to Will Smith me, welcome to...

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This is a competition where the objective is to collect as many Freo players as possible who miss a game due to health & safety protocols using randomly generated bingo cards. If you're interested in playing then like this post and/or reply saying that you're in. You may win something, not sure what I have in the prize box but I'll get you something.

The hastily-coupled rules:
  • I will PM entrants a virtual bingo card with randomly-generated players on it;
  • If a player missed an AFL game due to H&S protocols in season 2022 (either by testing positive to COVID or being a close contact or whatever) and they are on your bingo card, cross them off;
    • This means that if you get David Mundy or Brennan Cox you can already cross them off;
  • The first person to complete a row on their bingo card and reply in this thread shouting "BINGO" with the required evidence wins.
That's it. That's the competition. Have at it!
 
Who Can I Mark Off My Bingo Card, Bob?
List Of Players That Have Been Protocolled​

Round 1: Brennan Cox, David Mundy
Round 2: Justin Longmuir (sorry doesn't count but he would like to be added to the list)
Round 3: Nil.
Round 4: Nil.
Round 5: Lachie Schultz.
Round 6: Connor Blakely, Heath Chapman, Liam Henry, Matthew Johnson, Hayden Young.
Round 7: Nil.
Round 8: Blake Acres, Travis Colyer, Michael Frederick, Rory Lobb, Griffin Logue, Lloyd Meek.
Round 9: Michael Walters.
 
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I have decided to create a bingo card for myself, so that you all can see what it looks like.

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OK that may or may not have been a pisstake. Here's my real one:

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There's still time to sign up for this most half-arsed of contests, just like to OP or reply in the thread.

Best of luck to all participants!
 
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Fun stats
Well looks like we have another three players doing the Protocol Shuffle this week, so thought I'd share some Fun Stats with you all, proudly brought to you by Bob's Statistics.

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Footy Players

Footy players were randomly selected on individual bingo cards on average 14.02 times (out of 23 cards).
Of the 11 players to come under H&S protocols so far:
  • Only three are above the average (ie: more people have these players on their cards) - Blakely (18), Colyer & Cox (15 each);
  • Two are on the average - Acres & Mundy;
  • The rest are represented on bingo cards under the average - Schultz & Lobb (12 each), Henry, Young, Chapman & Johnson (11 each);
  • For those playing at home, the players most represented on bingo cards are Clark & Amiss (19 times each), while the rarest player to have on a card is Lloyd Meek (Meek by name, meek by nature) who only features on bingo cards 9 times.

Bingo Players

Of the 23 bingo players:
  • Two players have nine of their bingo card boxes marked, both of whom have a row with 4 boxes in a row marked;
  • Four players have eight boxes marked - two have a row with 4 boxes marked & two have 2 rows with 3 boxes marked;
  • Three players have seven boxes marked - two have a row with 3 boxes marked while the other has 5 rows of only 2 boxes marked;
  • Seven players have six boxes marked - all have rows with either 3 or 2 boxes marked;
  • Four players have five boxes marked - three have rows with 3 boxes marked, one has 3 rows with 2 boxes marked;
  • One player has four boxes marked, with two rows of 2 boxes marked;
  • Two players have three boxes marked - one has a row of 2 boxes marked, while the other can only manage 3 rows with 1 box marked.
So four bingo players can win with the next protocol outage. Or maybe we'll get another block of multiple players out (any jinxing purely incidental) and someone will come from the pack and take the competition out.

How bloody excitement!
 
The Result
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Well folks the Health & Safety Protocol Bingo game has been run and won, with DragoDelph taking out this dubious prestigious Freo Board H&S Protocol Bingo badge (thanks to our generous overlords/benefactors Chief & Wosh for doing the needful there):

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Here's how you all went...

By Row

Five in a row - DragoDelph
Four in a row - dockerfemme ilikepotatoes (x 2) Okinakashi Piggy Smalls (x 2) prpl_jss S.J Rollin s_wd6 serial_thrilla Square Peg (x 2) ubiquitous226 (x 2) Van_Dyke (x 2) Wilksyy
Three in a row - BigAlpha3 Nothing (x 3) Sean_09 Snuffaluphagus Spirit Level (x 2) Taylor wayToGo_ (x 2)
Two in a row - Kapow!!! (x 4) Sumwun (x 6) Tonga Bob (x 5)

By Square

Twelve squares - Square Peg (username to bingo card checks out)
Eleven squares - DragoDelph ilikepotatoes Piggy Smalls
Ten squares - S.J Rollin Van_Dyke
Nine squares - BigAlpha3 prpl_jss s_wd6 Spirit Level Wilksyy
Eight squares - dockerfemme Okinakashi Tonga Bob ubiquitous226
Seven squares - Kapow!!! Nothing serial_thrilla Sumwun wayToGo_
Six squares - Sean_09 Taylor
Five squares - Snuffaluphagus

Square Efficiency

The most efficient use of squares (i.e.: the percentage of squares that made up the player's biggest row) was 60% from Snuffaluphagus with serial_thrilla a close second at 57%. I on the other hand used the shotgun effect thanks to my 25% efficiency, with my fellow 2nd rowers Kapow!!! & Sumwun not far off at 29%. By comparison, the winning card for DragoDelph went at 45% efficiency.

Thanks for playing everyone, if health & safety protocols are a thing next year (assuming society hasn't collapsed by then) I'll roll the comp out again.
 

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