Media BOMBERS - PRESS STATEMENT

[WaynesWorld19]

Yesterday in the Bombers versus Roys Qooty Match .....perculiarities were noticed in the posting of the SIM by NaturalDisaster, which may have affected the games outcome, a Draw

Whilst this frustrated both sides, and was obviously a poor effort by a League Official .......the Bombers after extensive late night talks, have decided not to take the matter further .....the reasons for this decision were:

1. The Bombers have always regarded the treatment of SFA League Officials to be sacramount ....we encourage others to take-on League Duties, and we did not wish to be seen as discouraging officialdom in anyway

2. A re-run of the SIM would have created more attention on the Bombers .....the Bombers are not an attention seeking club & prefer to operate quietly as a family friendly club

3. In this World ...Mental Health is a priority of the Bombers .....understanding NaturalDisaster 's age and fragility ....the Bombers Management decided he did not deserve a harsh spotlight on him, and would in all probability struggle with that spotlight

4. We wish for this matter to now be concluded .....so the Bombers can return to simply concentrating on our Qootball .....we hope our privacy & that of NaturalDisaster will be respected in these difficult times

5. NaturalDisaster we the Management of the Bombers unreservedly apologise for accusations made in yesterdays Gameday Thread ......we fully appreciate how difficult it is to copy and paste data, in this complicated digital world

For your family, we trust the pressures will be released now, and this matter can be put to bed

Thankyou

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Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
Fixed my copy and paste decided not to work properly

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 4:49 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
I will post the rest of this line by line...

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 4:51 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
Guys, what is missing?

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 5:28 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
Holy shit, I did not notice this Didn't sim this game let me bring it up with the committeee

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 5:29 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
I didn't **** anything up. I missed part of the 4th quarter, then went back and edited. Have you edited any of your mistakes yet? I don't think so.

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 5:38 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
I admitted I ****** up. You still think Wayneo and WFL were good recruits.

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 5:48 PM

Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 3: Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
The Bombers did what they have been doing all season. Cried like babies when they don't get their way.

• NaturalDisaster
• Yesterday at 7:41 PM

 

[Loonerty]

Sounds to me like the sim ****ed up and because you don't understand that the match posters are not necessarily the simmers, you accused ND of cheating and blamed him?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Shut the **** up.

The Sim isn't rigged NaturalDisaster wouldn't have rigged it. You're a **** head.
A few lines of text weren't posted properly or some shit. Who gives a **** it happens all the time, You're a disgrace to the Bombers who are the laughing stock of the league.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Shit like this is the reason we need to fold the Bombers.

You know you’re ****ed in the head when a 15 year old is more rational than you.

If you must know WaynesWorld19, Doctor Gero simmed this game. I posted it and just wanted to be a dick to draw a bit of excitement. The game itself wasn’t altered, no one has time for that shit.

 

[Dav]

"We're so relevant coz there's another thread about us"

The Bombers in about 2 days.

 

[manangatang]

Someone revoke his ‘create thread’ privileges. For the love of god.

 

[Barrybran]

Kudos to Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 for encouraging their players to be more active in the league. I'm not sure that palming this off to the worst mouthpiece in the league for anything serious is a great sign of leadership though. Looking forward to seeing what your club manages to **** up in round four!

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Shut the **** up.

The Sim isn't rigged NaturalDisaster wouldn't have rigged it. You're a **** head.
A few lines of text weren't posted properly or some shit. Who gives a **** it happens all the time, You're a disgrace to the Bombers who are the laughing stock of the league.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Shit like this is the reason we need to fold the Bombers.

Thankyou for your feedback .....you are the type of poster, we took into account, when deciding not to pursue the matter ......of course, I have no further comment to your animated post

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Sounds to me like the sim ****** up and because you don't understand that the match posters are not necessarily the simmers, you accused ND of cheating and blamed him?

Again no comment ....but thankyou for your feedback

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Uh oh.
Seems like the 18 man LG forgot to tell somebody what has happened previously when somebody has blatantly accused somebody of rigging the sim.
Loving the sound of ones own voice and being the sweet FA’s all time biggest attention whore (this is no mean feat either) will bite you right on the arse, and quite possibly very soon.
A very poor attempt at accusing ND of cheating beneath a condescending veil of an apology.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

You know you’re ****** in the head when a 15 year old is more rational than you.

If you must know WaynesWorld19, Doctor Gero simmed this game. I posted it and just wanted to be a dick to draw a bit of excitement. The game itself wasn’t altered, no one has time for that shit.

So are you saying ....what you posted & how you posted the SIM, line by line & with parts of the QTR missing .....was in fact a deliberate move ??

I'm shattered ......if we can't have faith in our officialdom, where's this fantasy world heading

 

[TJASTA]

wow this is one big pile of shit
looks like tj was right again, the bombers ARE the new wonders.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Someone revoke his ‘create thread’ privileges. For the love of god.

Despite your protestations .....you have to admit, us not wishing to make this a major issue ....should in fact be commendable

 

[Loonerty]

Despite your protestations .....you have to admit, us not wishing to make this a major issue ....should in fact be commendable

Your ellipses don't make sense. Stop it.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Uh oh.
Seems like the 18 man LG forgot to tell somebody what has happened previously when somebody has blatantly accused somebody of rigging the sim.
Loving the sound of ones own voice and being the sweet FA’s all time biggest attention whore (this is no mean feat either) will bite you right on the arse, and quite possibly very soon.
A very poor attempt at accusing ND of cheating beneath a condescending veil of an apology.

Condescending ???? .......not close, this was a heartfelt statement .....apology was forthcoming & we have no desire to raise the issue

It's the greater SFA that is choosing to magnify the matter .....should have been left at 1 post

 

[fumbler]

God damn Essendon, scandals and sandals.

 

[TJASTA]

Your ellipses don't make sense. Stop it.

What ... are ... you ... on ... about ... it's ... great ....

 

[WaynesWorld19]

What ... are ... you ... on ... about ... it's ... great ....

You'll need a refresher course .....but I like that you're making an effort .. B+

 

[TJASTA]

You'll need a refresher course .....but I like that you're making an effort .. B+

If ... I ... ever ... adopt ... this ... shit ... unironically .... just ... put ... a ... bullett ... in ... my ... head ...

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Even the Wonders weren't this bad.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

If ... I ... ever ... adopt ... this ... shit ... unironically .... just ... put ... a ... bullett ... in ... my ... head ...

What's this ??

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Doctor Gero
Hate
JoshWoodenSpoon

Every Bombers game is to be posted line by line from now on.

 

[Pugsley]

Shut the **** up.

The Sim isn't rigged NaturalDisaster wouldn't have rigged it. You're a **** head.
A few lines of text weren't posted properly or some shit. Who gives a **** it happens all the time, You're a disgrace to the Bombers who are the laughing stock of the league.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Shit like this is the reason we need to fold the Bombers.

 

[TJASTA]

What's this ??

you ... figure ... it ... out ... hotshot.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

wow this is one big pile of shit
looks like tj was right again, the bombers ARE the new wonders.

**** mate, they're 100 x worse than us on OUR worst day. This is disgraceful.

 

[pantskyle]

This is a blatant and disgusting attack on a poster who takes time out of his own day to post the match threads. Cloud_ I'm putting in a formal complaint against the Bombers.

Please ban them from the league.