Media BOMBERS - PRESS STATEMENT

[WaynesWorld19]

Reading the OP is what prompted any of my responses to begin with. Your interpretation of the OP is far different to mine and many others.

As far as I can see .....it is what it is ....a simple straightforward, unambiguous statement

 

[TheCoach16]

So, starting on page two of this thread, you have used the excuse of me and my thread as justification for this tripe. Not once, but on multiple occasions. That's the issue here. Multiple.

If you want to make an argument, make an argument. Don't use the crux of an oppostion poster to do it though. Stand on your feet. You're a big boy.

My defamation lawyers will be in touch.

Get your people to contact our people, we’ll work out a settlement...

You’re clearly overly litigious.

 

[KohPhi]

You say we have a vendetta .....think it's time I re-posted the Statement ....you'll find there is absolutely no malice or accusations in the statement ......what you got was an unreserved apology for any accusations that were made in the gameday thread

So you trying to twist this thread into a Bombers v you ......is totally wrong, and a misrepresentation of the Bombers enormous goodwill on this matter
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Yesterday in the Bombers versus Roys Qooty Match .....perculiarities were noticed in the posting of the SIM by NaturalDisaster, which may have affected the games outcome, a Draw

Whilst this frustrated both sides, and was obviously a poor effort by a League Official .......the Bombers after extensive late night talks, have decided not to take the matter further .....the reasons for this decision were:

1. The Bombers have always regarded the treatment of SFA League Officials to be sacramount ....we encourage others to take-on League Duties, and we did not wish to be seen as discouraging officialdom in anyway

2. A re-run of the SIM would have created more attention on the Bombers .....the Bombers are not an attention seeking club & prefer to operate quietly as a family friendly club

3. In this World ...Mental Health is a priority of the Bombers .....understanding NaturalDisaster 's age and fragility ....the Bombers Management decided he did not deserve a harsh spotlight on him, and would in all probability struggle with that spotlight

4. We wish for this matter to now be concluded .....so the Bombers can return to simply concentrating on our Qootball .....we hope our privacy & that of NaturalDisaster will be respected in these difficult times

5. NaturalDisaster we the Management of the Bombers unreservedly apologise for accusations made in yesterdays Gameday Thread ......we fully appreciate how difficult it is to copy and paste data, in this complicated digital world

For your family, we trust the pressures will be released now, and this matter can be put to bed

Thankyou

You are a true humanitarian WW... there wouldn't be a club in the SFA who wouldn't snap you up.
We are lucky and honoured to have you friend.

 

[Pugsley]

Go back and do yourself a favor .....read the OP

I have not varied from that statement at all .....made no accusations ....it's actually you and others that given this thread any legs at all .....suggest you look in a mirror B4 you level this accusation at others

He usually goes with the neighborhood.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I would consider:

1. Going to to every other club,
2. retiring,
3. drinking until I’m in an alcohol induced coma.

before I even consider joining the Bombers.

Dear NaturalDisaster

Thanks once again for your interest in joining the Baghdad Bombers Qootball club.

Unfortunately on this occasion your application has been unsuccessful.

We wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

Yours sincerely,

TL15.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I swear I’ve gotten more quotes and tags from Bombers players today than I have in my career.

 

[This Is Anfield]

You are a true humanitarian WW... there wouldn't be a club in the SFA who wouldn't snap you up.
We are lucky and honoured to have you friend.

Furies pass.

 

[KohPhi]

Furies pass.

He wouldn't go there anyway. It's fair to say the arse fell out of the Furies when NaturalDisaster left..

Literally..

 

[KohPhi]

I swear I’ve gotten more quotes and tags from Bombers players today than I have in my career.

It's because you are a poster of shit, a classic deflector, a bully and a harbinger of nincompoopery.

Everything we Bombers hold near and dear.

I love you man.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I swear I’ve gotten more quotes and tags from Bombers players today than I have in my career.

And yet your drought with the opposite sex continues. This is a real head scratcher!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And yet your drought with the opposite sex continues. This is a real head scratcher!

Virgin jokes

You are at the pinnacle of originality mate.

 

[philreich]

I beg your pardon. I am!
Saw BRAB collecting another degree while I was there.

If I had a dollar for every degree that BRAB allegedly has, I could buy my own island.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Virgin jokes

You are at the pinnacle of originality mate.

You may need to take a break from the SFA. You have done so much over the past few weeks. I worry for your welfare man. Everywhere I look there you are. Every thread I open you are up to your neck in it.

 

[Pugsley]

I swear I’ve gotten more quotes and tags from Bombers players today than I have in my career.

Dear NaturalDisaster,


We will keep your resume on file for a period of 3 months and then feed it to one of our prized camels to be destroyed.



Kind regards,
WFL

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You may need to take a break from the SFA. You have done so much over the past few weeks. I worry for your welfare man. Everywhere I look there you are. Every thread I open you are up to your neck in it.

I’m fine thank you.

Just be grateful I decided not to go ahead with a mega media thread I had planned at the start of this season, can’t say you Bombers would have enjoyed it.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I’m fine thank you.

Just be grateful I decided not to go ahead with a mega media thread I had planned at the start of this season, can’t say you Bombers would have enjoyed it.

Mate you know full well I would absolutely endorse and contribute to such a thread. I actually have some writers block right now so will PM you the current one I am working on. Perhaps we can brainstorm together and collaborate?

 

[Pugsley]

I’m fine thank you.

Just be grateful I decided not to go ahead with a mega media thread I had planned at the start of this season, can’t say you Bombers would have enjoyed it.

We would have laughed. Us like many other posters don't take you seriously.

 

[Pugsley]

Mate you know full well I would absolutely endorse and contribute to such a thread. I actually have some writers block right now so will PM you the current one I am working on. Perhaps we can brainstorm together and collaborate?

Like Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney?


ND can belt out Uptight while you sing along to I saw her standing there.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Like Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney?


ND can belt out Uptight while you sing along to I saw her standing there.

I actually see he and I more like The Captain and Tenille or even Sonny and Cher.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Mate you know full well I would absolutely endorse and contribute to such a thread. I actually have some writers block right now so will PM you the current one I am working on. Perhaps we can brainstorm together and collaborate?

I’ll decline,
Would prefer not to be associated with garbage.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I swear I’ve gotten more quotes and tags from Bombers players today than I have in my career.

That's because we love you

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Furies pass.

Don't speak to your future Captain like that

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I’ll decline,
Would prefer not to be associated with garbage.

It appears you are preparing for Purge Night already.

Chill out a little, I will firestart some topics and then you just spitball ideas.

 

[Pugsley]

I actually see he and I more like The Captain and Tenille or even Sonny and Cher.

I'm getting the urge to belt out a Dr. Hook track.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Don't speak to your future Captain like that

Furies pass.