Bra Sizes

[Bulldog1954]

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

 

[mantis]

Question begs why don't they have jock sizes the same.
A. almost a ****
B. barely there
C. If you're desperate
D. OK if you keep the light off
E.That's better
F. About time there is a decent one

 

[66MunsterT]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can Do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

A Appetisers.
B Breakfast.
C Crepes.
D Dinner.
E Eating Out.
F Favourite Food.

Cheers,

The Munster.

 

[red+black]

Originally posted by mantis
Question begs why don't they have jock sizes the same.
A. almost a ****
B. barely there
C. If you're desperate
D. OK if you keep the light off
E.That's better
F. About time there is a decent one

a very very poor comeback indeed, you should be ashamed of your efforts.

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

D - Damn good

I can live with that.

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Bulldog1954
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?


B - Barely there

Wanna bet!?

 

[Smokin]

Originally posted by mantis
Question begs why don't they have jock sizes the same.
A. almost a ****
B. barely there
C. If you're desperate
D. OK if you keep the light off
E.That's better
F. About time there is a decent one

Obviously an A are we Mantis!?

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Smokin



Obviously an A are we Mantis!?

Nup B actually, by the way what jock size are you?

 

[sandeano]

Reminds me of one of Australia's leading bra manufacturers, Hestia...

Holds
Every
Size
***
In
Australia

 

[Smokin]

Originally posted by mantis


Nup B actually, by the way what jock size are you?

Dunno, your scale only goes up to F!

 

[lioness]

Originally posted by Smokin


Dunno, your scale only goes up to F!

I think someone's in denial.........

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

A=anorexic skeleton
B=beautiful enough to fit in Calvin Kleins
C=cool enough to stretch into really small Calvin Klein C cups
D=DIET u flabby bushpig!!!!
E=elephant!
*F*=footy player husband has paid for them u lucky bitch

 

[Slax]

A = eat more honey or see me when you're 18
B = a small handfull but can be quite nice if they are still relatively firm
C = lovely good size, nice handful and mouthful
D = Beautiful but don't let them get any bigger
E = go on a diet lard arse
F = why do you put silicon in your body they look terrible

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by mantis
Question begs why don't they have jock sizes the same.
A. almost a ****
B. barely there
C. If you're desperate
D. OK if you keep the light off
E.That's better
F. About time there is a decent one

Actually, I think her comeback was rather funny.

Cheers,
William (a guy with a sense of humour)

 

[red+black]

she could have tried to relate the letters to the descriptions, that would have taken at least an ounce of effort. bulldog's posting was humourous, hers was a little bitter and spiteful. but i can't criticise a fellow Bomber too much, so i'll stop

 

[September Pies]

can't beat the b-cups - as long as the girl is under 20, preferably 16.

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by red+black
...[Mantis' preply post] was a little bitter and spiteful. but i can't criticise a fellow Bomber too much, so i'll stop

Not necessarily. I think it may have been touched with a major tinge of dark humour. And nothing wrong with that.

Cheers,
William

 

[red+black]

without the obligatory smilies though, i noticed

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by red+black
without the obligatory smilies though, i noticed

Hence the working definition of "dark humour".

But what do I know? It's 12:30 a.m., I have to be up early in the morning, and the only bra sizes I can think about are those of my wife.

Cheers,
William

 

[red+black]

Originally posted by you_idiot
It's 12:30 a.m., I have to be up early in the morning, and the only bra sizes I can think about are those of my wife.

Same here, the only bra sizes I can think about are those of your wife.

Just kidding

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by red+black
without the obligatory smilies though, i noticed

Bloody hell R & B, I get condemned when i use smilies, plus I didn't think smilies were necessary seeing this was a fun, tongue in cheek thread, seems some men have taken it a bit to heart.

OOPS better insert smilie.

 

[red+black]

Originally posted by mantis
... seems some men have taken it a bit to heart.

Or somewhere else

 

[mantis]

What's that old saying, it's not how big but how you use it.