I am wondering what happened to bloody huge anchor that we used to have pulled up Stirling Hwy. I think we need to bring back the theatrics to these matches.
Maybe we could arrange pregame for Dale Kickett to go into a cage (UFC style) with a bunch of eagles (the actual birds) and give him five minutes to bite off as many heads as he can.
Ben Cousins isn't a man of high integrity and seems to be looking for a cheap buck at the moment. I think for $10 we could tether an anchor around his neck, not too big as we want to be be able to move, and get him to drag it around the boundary while crowd members throw Josh Carr action figures at him.
Any other suggestions?
Maybe we could arrange pregame for Dale Kickett to go into a cage (UFC style) with a bunch of eagles (the actual birds) and give him five minutes to bite off as many heads as he can.
Ben Cousins isn't a man of high integrity and seems to be looking for a cheap buck at the moment. I think for $10 we could tether an anchor around his neck, not too big as we want to be be able to move, and get him to drag it around the boundary while crowd members throw Josh Carr action figures at him.
Any other suggestions?









