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[Topkent]

Imagine May, Carroll, and Frost as your three key defenders, too. I'm in.

It's perfect. Carroll to shut down blokes and punch their heads in, May to run riot kicking and backing up Carroll with massive hip and shoulders and when the brawls are on Frost gets it, runs the length of the field and misses from 15 out directly in front


It's perfect

 

[Toump Ass]

Reading this thread while looking for lyrebird, face planted, and smashed my phone on a rock.

 

[Toump Ass]

**** this club.

 

[Toump Ass]

Phone still works, screen is cracked but readble.


Team needs more Jetta

 

[TheBoss]

Imagine May, Carroll, and Frost as your three key defenders, too. I'm in.

No room for Chip Frawley?

I think he was way more entertaining and watchable at his peak than May or Carroll.

Also 2018 Finals Series Weideman at Full Forward.

 

[Topkent]

No room for Chip Frawley?

I think he was way more entertaining and watchable at his peak than May or Carroll.

Also 2018 Finals Series Weideman at Full Forward.

 

[Toump Ass]

Weideman.

Love this.

Nothing gets the blood pumping like hate-watching your favourite whipping boy.

 

[Headless]

The Stefan Martin Experience?

 

[Bluelegs]

B: Whelan May Dunn
HB: Hibbo Frost Bizzell
C: Yze Powell Woewodin
HF: K.Pickett Robbo B.Pickett
F: Davey Jurrah Farmer
R: Gawn Trac Vince
INT: Pedo Bugg Watts Vardy

Coach: Neale Daniher

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

The Stefan Martin Experience?

Jack Fitzpatrick crossed my mind for whatever reason.

 

[Headless]

Jack Fitzpatrick crossed my mind for whatever reason.

There's nothing more entertaining than tunnel ball!

 

[Jamurp]

Needs more Brent Moloney.

 

[Lord Nev]

B: Wrecker, May, Carroll
HB: Chisholm, Frost, Byron
C: Trapper, Sylvia, Blease
HF: Kozzy, Howe, Robbo
F: Jurrah, Clark, Farmer
R: White, Beamer, Vince
IC: Vardy, Juice, Paul Johnson, Wonaeamirri

 

[Toump Ass]

B: Wrecker, May, Carroll
HB: Chisholm, Frost, Byron
C: Trapper, Sylvia, Blease
HF: Kozzy, Howe, Robbo
F: Jurrah, Clark, Farmer
R: White, Beamer, Vince
IC: Vardy, Juice, Paul Johnson, Wonaeamirri

Lord Nev very selfless keeping yourself outta the team

 

[Toump Ass]

Ox pretty stiff around here too, retired 2002?

 

[Headless]

Lord Nev very selfless keeping yourself outta the team

I remember one game in particular at the 'G where I just wanted to see as much of Jetta as possible. He won a one-on-one against maybe Kade Simpson (?) - the game was against Carlton - and it really just warmed the heart.

 

[Headless]

Ox pretty stiff around here too, retired 2002?

Consistently gets a bit of a raw deal with these threads due to peak clearly being before 2000, I think. Bit of an awkward career timeline.

 

[Johnny Karate]

Mules with spinning wheels: Frost and Hunt

Hangers: Jurrah, Robbo, Howe, Jeff White

Angry bastards: Neitz, May, Carroll, Whelan, Moloney, B Pickett, Vince, Powell, J Viney, Read

Pure entertainment: Wizard 2000, K Pickett

Silky skills: Johnstone, Yze, Fritsch

Pest factor 10: Bugg

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Uploaded today

 

[Topkent]

Media ruining Buggs career after the mills tap was so sad.

 

[Bluelegs]

Uploaded today

The funniest thing about him shushing the crowd was it was like the second quarter.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

The funniest thing about him shushing the crowd was it was like the second quarter.

It was a very fun game. Quarter time siren bit with Bugg was the best, ill see if I can find the bit from demonblog's review, had me in stitches.

 

[Bluelegs]

It was a very fun game. Quarter time siren bit with Bugg was the best, ill see if I can find the bit from demonblog's review, had me in stitches.

Back when we were fun to watch

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Back when we were fun to watch

I'm still unconvinced as to the merits of Tomas Bugg as a footballer, but as a personality he has rocketed to the top of the charts with a bullet. He is the hateable character I've waited years for, through false alarms like Dunn and Tapscott who tried but never quite achieved major league status and Dean Kent who may actually be a violent offender at heart rather than just a serial pest. What a first quarter of Buggery it was - refusing to let go of a tackle, laying a bump that was lucky not to hit his opponent in the head, teaming with Dean Kent to spew invective in the face of Trent Cotchin after a Hogan mark then sitting on the ground after the last Gawn mark casually listening to several Richmond players screaming abuse in his face while ignoring the umpire's requests for him to stand up.

His public profile had already been boosted by that rampage before going through the roof at the end when he started a reasonable brawl by modern standards after abusing some goose who was trying to grow a moustache but hadn't even managed to get it to Lynden Dunn size. He then argued with another guy who looked like he'd been dragged out of the pub to play an AFL game by accident and informed Ivan Maric that Max Gawn had just stuffed him all ends up with the mark. The best bit was the beaming smile Watts had enjoying all this carnage taking place, before Dunn decided that anything Bugg could do he could do better by plowing in to save Salem from the clutches of that lummox Vickery and really kicking off the battle royale.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

69 points at half time, HALF TIME. What a time to be alive!