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[mightymightyblues]

"O sh*t they kicked it to me! Ok chill and to remember drop it, turn it over and give the opposition a goal"

 

[RiCHii]

* Ackland thinking to himself * "OH HOLY CRAP WHAT DO I DO NOW?

 

[koutamarto]

is there suppose to be a pic there? I dont se it

 

[RiCHii]

There is a picture of Ackland ATTEMPTING a mark, surely he dropped it.

 

[koutamarto]

never mind. slow internet.

 

[Mike_blues]

lol 'Holy Crap just slow down, drop mark and handpass it to the opposition and then im done"

 

[jj1978]

Brain

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'

 

[jj1978]

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows ...
and the boys who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat....
How sweet.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.

 

[jj1978]

Dorothy
Oh Ackland if you were an AFL player, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Ackland
Not nobody, not nohow!
Tin Man
Not even a rhinocerous?
Ackland
Imposserous!
Dorothy
How about a hippopotamus?
Ackland
Why, I'd trash him from top to bottomamus!
Dorothy
Supposin' you met an elephant?
Ackland
I'd wrap him up in cellophant!
Scarecrow
What if it were a brontosaurus?
Ackland
I'd show him who was King of the Forest!
All Four
How?
Ackland
How?
Courage! What makes a King out of a slave?
Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave?
Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot?
What have they got that I ain't got?
All Four
Courage!
Ackland
Then you can say that again!

 

[BLUEBOY1]

'If I stuff this up again surely I can't look like a bigger idiot than the Carlton fans think I am already'

 

[CarltonFan]

*Acklands brain: circus music...do do dodododo do do dodo*

 

[Melbdave81]

If i mark it, does it mean i earn the $300,000 im being paid?

 

[Murph_The_Smurf]

''

i still cant believe i got a game

 

[Blue Bawls]

"It's yellow and it's oval shaped... I wonder if it will be my friend."