Chicken & egg

[CF]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking very angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

 

[lachlan24]

haha thats great. Love ya work mate

 

[Metallica_Man]

haha that is gold!

 

[Tonycam*]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking very angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

Catman , good yoke , um Joke ...........sorry

 

[Solstice Raver]

Catman , good yoke , um Joke ...........sorry

Oh dear!!! Mercy!

 

[fugsy]

Was Shell on the outside watching?

(God I kill me...)

 

[Mooney_d'King]

Catman , good yoke , um Joke ...........sorry

That's such a Dad-joke!!

 

[Tonycam*]

That's such a Dad-joke!!

LOL , I am a dad , egg-cuse me

 

[dtrainium]

LMAO, you're such a dag Tony

 

[Tonycam*]

LMAO, you're such a dag Tony

isnt a dag what hangs off a sheeps bum.
What are you trying to say to me

 

[SJ]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking very angry, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

I'm sure Simpson and Pratt could make a sequel based on this joke.