Chinese Wisdom

[Carlos]

-Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
-Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
-It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
-Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
-Man who drop watch in toilet have ****ty time.
-Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
-Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
-Learn to masterbate--come in handy.
-Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp ****.
-Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
-Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

 

[hilly]

Man who walks sideways through airport metal detector going to Bangkok

 

[M29]

Hahah I Ali G'd these:
In order

geeza wiv and in pocket feel ****y all day.
geeza who stand on bog igh on pot.
it is wicked fa bitch to meet boy in park, but betta fa boy to park meat in bitch.
geeza who jizz in cash regista come into mula.
geeza who drop watch in bog ave ****ty time
geeza who trumpet in church must sit in own pew
baseball all wrong--man wiv four mr biggies cannot walk
geeza who eat many prunes get wicked run fa mula
geeza who go to bed wiv itchy batty wake up wiv stinkin finga
learn to masterbate--come in andy
bitch who pounce on stiff roosta go down on limp dong.
geeza who purchase drowned aminal must pay fa wet punanni.
virgin dig balloon--one prick, all gone