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A Collingwood guy dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a
horrible man his entire life.
The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge
hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim
to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Pies supporter is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand
this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing
rocks; why are you so happy?"
The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of summer back home . Hot, humid, a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
man's remark. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a
driving rain and torrential wind.
Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his
eyes, the man is happily slogging through the mud pushing a
wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The man replies, "This is great! Just like July in Melbourne
. It reminds me of working out in the yard at "
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to
make him suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that
this will surely make him unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
He is again aghast at what he sees. The man is dancing,
singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
glee.
"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below
zero!?" screams the devil.
Jumping up and down, he throws a snowball at the devil and
yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Pies won the Grand Final"
horrible man his entire life.
The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge
hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the
humidity.
After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim
to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Pies supporter is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand
this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing
rocks; why are you so happy?"
The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of summer back home . Hot, humid, a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
man's remark. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a
driving rain and torrential wind.
Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.
Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his
eyes, the man is happily slogging through the mud pushing a
wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The man replies, "This is great! Just like July in Melbourne
. It reminds me of working out in the yard at "
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to
make him suffer. He makes the temperature plummet.
Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that
this will surely make him unhappy, the devil checks in on him.
He is again aghast at what he sees. The man is dancing,
singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in
glee.
"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below
zero!?" screams the devil.
Jumping up and down, he throws a snowball at the devil and
yells, "Hell's frozen over! This means the Pies won the Grand Final"
and you couldnt have picked a better side to do it about 
