1. If Nathan Buckley's head is 20cm up his @rse, and he wedges it a
further
5cm, how much of his neck can you see?
2. If Anthony Rocca has gained 25kg in the last year, and he has eaten
450
pies in that time, how much weight has put on per pie? (Bonus point) How
many pies are left over for Ryce Shaw ?
3. If there are 30,000 Collingwood fans at Telstra Dome, and 10,000 cars
are stolen, how many are Commodores?
4. If a Collingwood fan drinks 15 cans of Woodstock during a match and
Collingwood lose, how many times will he hit his wife?
5. If Dale Thomas has a set shot 15m out after the siren to win the game,
which shop in Smith Street will he hit?
6. If Victoria Park was to burn to ground completely, killing everyone in
the surrounding area, how much would the average IQ of Victoria rise by?
7. If Travis Cloke rolled his car at a speed of 120km/h, and his blood
alcohol level was .134, how much did he win on the pokies that night?
8. If Ben Johnson has slept with 5 women, and 2 were consensual, how
many
lawsuits will he face?
9. If 10,000 Magpie fans walk down a muddy path, how many different ugg
boot imprints will be seen?
10. An inanimate carbon rod is lined up against Guy Richards . How many
goals will the rod kick?
11. If Brodie Holland punches 8 people at the airport, how many policemen
will it take to subdue his chin?
12. If Josh Fraser loses 8000 hairs on his head per year, how many years
until he looks like Nigel Smart?
13. If a Collingwood fan has 7 kids to 5 different fathers, work out the
combined total she will get from:
a) child support;
b) baby bonus;
c) dole cheque;
d) Centrelink fraud, and
e) car theft.
14. If two season tickets cost $350, how many dodgy Workcover claims will
you have to file to get them?
15 . If the Collingwood have 50,000 fans and only 1500 turn up to
Williamstown games, how many are pathetic bandwagoners?
16 . If Leon Davis fell to the ground like a girl 0.3 seconds after Barry
Hall threatened to punch him, how many times did he ********** himself in those
0.3 seconds?
17.Sharon, a lifelong Collingwood supporter, sits with the Magpie
cheersquad behind the goals. If she has taken out an Apprehended Violence
Order against Darryl, her second husband, how far down the wing will he
have
to sit so as to not breach the restraining order?
further
5cm, how much of his neck can you see?
2. If Anthony Rocca has gained 25kg in the last year, and he has eaten
450
pies in that time, how much weight has put on per pie? (Bonus point) How
many pies are left over for Ryce Shaw ?
3. If there are 30,000 Collingwood fans at Telstra Dome, and 10,000 cars
are stolen, how many are Commodores?
4. If a Collingwood fan drinks 15 cans of Woodstock during a match and
Collingwood lose, how many times will he hit his wife?
5. If Dale Thomas has a set shot 15m out after the siren to win the game,
which shop in Smith Street will he hit?
6. If Victoria Park was to burn to ground completely, killing everyone in
the surrounding area, how much would the average IQ of Victoria rise by?
7. If Travis Cloke rolled his car at a speed of 120km/h, and his blood
alcohol level was .134, how much did he win on the pokies that night?
8. If Ben Johnson has slept with 5 women, and 2 were consensual, how
many
lawsuits will he face?
9. If 10,000 Magpie fans walk down a muddy path, how many different ugg
boot imprints will be seen?
10. An inanimate carbon rod is lined up against Guy Richards . How many
goals will the rod kick?
11. If Brodie Holland punches 8 people at the airport, how many policemen
will it take to subdue his chin?
12. If Josh Fraser loses 8000 hairs on his head per year, how many years
until he looks like Nigel Smart?
13. If a Collingwood fan has 7 kids to 5 different fathers, work out the
combined total she will get from:
a) child support;
b) baby bonus;
c) dole cheque;
d) Centrelink fraud, and
e) car theft.
14. If two season tickets cost $350, how many dodgy Workcover claims will
you have to file to get them?
15 . If the Collingwood have 50,000 fans and only 1500 turn up to
Williamstown games, how many are pathetic bandwagoners?
16 . If Leon Davis fell to the ground like a girl 0.3 seconds after Barry
Hall threatened to punch him, how many times did he ********** himself in those
0.3 seconds?
17.Sharon, a lifelong Collingwood supporter, sits with the Magpie
cheersquad behind the goals. If she has taken out an Apprehended Violence
Order against Darryl, her second husband, how far down the wing will he
have
to sit so as to not breach the restraining order?
