This could probably just get rolled straight into the Dwayne Russell thread given he is the prime offender, but the above shits me to absolute tears.
You know the situation. Team up by 40 pts, 5 minutes to play, losing sides supporters have already buggered off to the pub and then the losing side get a cheap goal, and suddenly the Dwayne Russells, Brian Taylors and Brucey Macs of the world collectively wet their pants. "is it game on?!" "Is their time?!" "Their's life yet!" "One more would make it verrrrrrrry interesting."
No you cretins, it wouldn't. When a team is up by 6 goals with 5 minutes of clock time, the game is over. One more doesn't make it interesting, it makes a decent sized loss look slightly more respectable. There is not one bookie who would even give you odds on the losing team in that situation, and you would have to watch a million monkeys play a million games of football (possibly umpired by razor ray) before you would get a contrary result in that situation in modern footy. Stop insulting our intelligence.
You know the situation. Team up by 40 pts, 5 minutes to play, losing sides supporters have already buggered off to the pub and then the losing side get a cheap goal, and suddenly the Dwayne Russells, Brian Taylors and Brucey Macs of the world collectively wet their pants. "is it game on?!" "Is their time?!" "Their's life yet!" "One more would make it verrrrrrrry interesting."
No you cretins, it wouldn't. When a team is up by 6 goals with 5 minutes of clock time, the game is over. One more doesn't make it interesting, it makes a decent sized loss look slightly more respectable. There is not one bookie who would even give you odds on the losing team in that situation, and you would have to watch a million monkeys play a million games of football (possibly umpired by razor ray) before you would get a contrary result in that situation in modern footy. Stop insulting our intelligence.