Corporate Condoms...

[CowboyFromHell]

Some of you may have already seen this, but what the hey, I'll post it anyway.... *sorry it's posted like it is, I cut and pasted it...*


Corporate Condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

Nike Condoms: Just do itToyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling Ford Condoms: The ride of your life Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today? Optus Condoms: Yes! KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good M &Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum (available in Tasmania only) Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it... Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek (target gay market) Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend? Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together Quicken Condoms: Quicken. Easy. McDonald's Condoms: Things that make you go hmm..........


The following brands would probably not sell very well...

Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once year... Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you TAC Condoms: Speed kills Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts Bolle Condoms: Put 'em on your face Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm Aussie Home Loans Condoms: We'll save you

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

maybe ppl would actually use them if they had some gimmick like that...like the glow in the dark ones they rock

AFL ones would mean wearing 3 tho a Roos one covered by a Saints one covered by a Pies one