Prediction **crows 2016 headlines**

[Scorpus]

Patrick Dangerfield slams Geelong for being "a shit place"

Just over six months after signing a new three-year contract for the Adelaide Crows, star midfielder Patrick Dangerfield has slammed the city of Geelong, saying it's a "shit place on so many levels".

The comments from Dangerfield come after Geelong coach Chris Scott criticized the re-signed Crow for not "letting Geelong get him as a free agent". Scott, who last year angrily slammed Adelaide for being "deceptive" in trade discussions after Steven Motlop departed for South Australia's largest club, also said that re-signing Dangerfield was "against the spirit of our great game".

Scott's thoughts on free agency and his character offended Dangerfield, who revealed he held off agreeing to terms with Geelong "just to annoy their smug fans".

"Looking back on my decision to stay in Adelaide, the reasons are more clear than ever," Dangerfield stated. "Why would I want to move to a club that believed they were entitled to my services?"

When asked whether he preferred Adelaide or the city he grew up in, Dangerfield said he "recently came to the realization that Geelong is a shit place on so many levels".

"In Adelaide you get the beautiful hills, excellent culture, and close wineries. In Geelong you have to deal with Darryn Lyons, and so many people are on ice you really worry for your safety in the city streets. And how would Mardi get a job there when all the industry is closing down?"

Dangerfield did admit that Mogg's Creek was a "lovely seaside village", but claimed there is "really nothing to do there". The town of 354 people, mostly Dangerfield's family, had "nothing on Adelaide".

The Adelaide Crows, currently sitting atop the ladder after smashing West Coast in Perth, take on Geelong at Adelaide Oval this weekend. Geelong will be without their only midfielder, Joel Selwood, after he badly injured his neck ducking into a tackle during last week's horrific 235-point home-ground loss to Brisbane.

Dangerfield says the Crows aren't getting ahead of themselves at this early stage in the season, even though another humiliating loss for Chris Scott's team is on the cards

 

[Mr_Moogle]

Campo To lead for 3 years

 

[Red mist]

Patrick Dangerfield slams Geelong for being "a shit place"

Just over six months after signing a new three-year contract for the Adelaide Crows, star midfielder Patrick Dangerfield has slammed the city of Geelong, saying it's a "shit place on so many levels".

The comments from Dangerfield come after Geelong coach Chris Scott criticized the re-signed Crow for not "letting Geelong get him as a free agent". Scott, who last year angrily slammed Adelaide for being "deceptive" in trade discussions after Steven Motlop departed for South Australia's largest club, also said that re-signing Dangerfield was "against the spirit of our great game".

Scott's thoughts on free agency and his character offended Dangerfield, who revealed he held off agreeing to terms with Geelong "just to annoy their smug fans".

"Looking back on my decision to stay in Adelaide, the reasons are more clear than ever," Dangerfield stated. "Why would I want to move to a club that believed they were entitled to my services?"

When asked whether he preferred Adelaide or the city he grew up in, Dangerfield said he "recently came to the realization that Geelong is a shit place on so many levels".

"In Adelaide you get the beautiful hills, excellent culture, and close wineries. In Geelong you have to deal with Darryn Lyons, and so many people are on ice you really worry for your safety in the city streets. And how would Mardi get a job there when all the industry is closing down?"

Dangerfield did admit that Mogg's Creek was a "lovely seaside village", but claimed there is "really nothing to do there". The town of 354 people, mostly Dangerfield's family, had "nothing on Adelaide".

The Adelaide Crows, currently sitting atop the ladder after smashing West Coast in Perth, take on Geelong at Adelaide Oval this weekend. Geelong will be without their only midfielder, Joel Selwood, after he badly injured his neck ducking into a tackle during last week's horrific 235-point home-ground loss to Brisbane.

Dangerfield says the Crows aren't getting ahead of themselves at this early stage in the season, even though another humiliating loss for Chris Scott's team is on the cards

See that's creative writing right there!

 

[fairfooty]

"Port dust off the tarps for next year having finished out of the eight as the Crows win the 2016 Grand Final by 119 points"!!

 

[Crowstar]

Can Jake Lever back up in 2016 his Rising Star winning effort from 2015. Computer says yes!

 

[SmegHead]

David Koch challenges Eddie Maguire to 3 rounds, bare knuckles for the rights to the "Magpie" moniker; after realising that "Power" is a stupid nickname after all.

 

[ams4crows]

2016
"Jack Gunston seeks trade back to Adelaide after mum aquires a new boyfriend she met on the internet who resides in Adelaide"

2017
"Jack Gunston requests trade back to Victoria after mum was catfished by teamate Scott Thompson. In other news Mrs Gunstan signs deal with weight watches after consuming an unfathomable amount of cookies."

 

[Red mist]

2016
"Jack Gunstan seeks trade back to Adelaide after mum aquires a new boyfriend she met on the internet who resides in Adelaide"

2017
"Jack Gunstan requests trade back to Victoria after mum was catfished by teamate Scott Thompson. In other news Mrs Gunstan signs deal with weight watches after consuming an unfathomable amount of cookies."

Now that's clever.

 

[xchadders]

there is some gold in this thread

 

[crow1980]

I am loving the creativity fantastic writing guys and girls.

 

[JPetro83]

The obvious one would be 'Adelaide clinch the most significant premiership in the modern day game, a team being to hell and back after losing their coach in the most tragic circumstances have won the 2015 AFL Premiership after finishing 7th in the regular season. The crows came from the clouds to win all 4 finals to upset the Hawks by 19 points with Eddie Betts winning the Norm smith medal with his 6 goals and 22 touches." ahhh I wish.

But the most realistic one id love to read is " WOOSHA is our man, signs a 3 year deal to coach the crows." & "DANGER commits to a new 3 year deal at 950K per season"

 

[ams4crows]

"How lucky are Crows fans? Just 6 months after Dangerfield announced to re-sign for 3 more years, today Patrick revealed that his wife is having triplets.... all boys."

 

[Bosley]

ESSENDON FORCED TO WITHDRAW FROM AFL - All Bombres players and coaches banned from game indefinitely after James Hird is sacked and the missing records re their "supplements programme" mysteriously surface on every football scribe's email account just 15 minutes later.

As part of the plea bargaining agreed to by the club's lawyer Ricky Nixon to avoid jail time for any player or coach an agreement has been reached to have the club's name removed from records as having won the (2) Premierships achieved in the last 25 years. The club was also fined an amount of 10 gazillion dollars.

Adelaide Football Club has thereby been retrospectively awarded the 1993 Premiership as all at AFL house are in agreement that the Crows would surely have beaten Carlton in the Grand Final that year.

After the news broke, amidst wild scenes of simultaneous celebrations, rioting and looting in the city of Adelaide, inaugural Crows coach Graham Cornes described the decision as "justice" and also added "those ****ing Victorians can go **** themselves and kiss my **** ****ing ****". He then immediately raced off angrily after seeing daughter Amy cartwheeling down Hindley Street in a "risqué" outfit. She was heard repeatedly yelling "make sure u post the photos on Instagram".

 

[Don Muraco]

Not about the crows , but made me laugh.

 

[Red mist]

Not about the crows , but made me laugh.

 

[ams4crows]

Some amusing Lol's in this thread.

Up next on AFL360 we talk to Patrick Dangerfield about sitting on the couch in September, Did he make a mistake leaving the AFC? Also on the show Dual Premiership Captain Taylor Walker tell us how the Crows broke the record for the longest ever winning streak in the history of sport. This week they attempt to win their 50th game on the trott.