Crows Showbag

[jackster83]

I like how every showbag has an oppositions scarf for the ones who choose “to support another club”

Burton gets offended if anyone questions why their showbag doesn't live up to what was advertised.

 

[Crow_68]

Will let my kids conduct the external review, at least they will be transparent.


On iPad using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Stepover]

Apparently there is a free ticket in the bag to some sought of camp?


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[Thetrader15]

I bought ine for my daughter today but after I paid for it, they decided I couldn't have it anymore and were trying to sell it to someone else

 

[ShadeyP]

Heard it contains home made apricot slice , some chocolate chip backwards cookies , a vanilla surprise plus a massive bag of stale confectionary spuds .

 

[Geoffa32]

I reckon I got a crows showbag in 96 or 97, it had a carry bag, a flag, a mini footy some stickers and face tattoos but the best thing in it was easily a footy tipping whiteboard, my family used it every year until gold coast arrived and there weren't enough spaces to write which teams were playing and who you tipped. Got a good 15 year usage out of it.

So now we.know why GC was created.

To force everyone to get a new Footy Tipping white board.



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[Dixie Normous]

Was going to buy the Crows bag over the weekend but after buying all the compulsory Star Wars and Marvel Superhero show bags I ran out of pocket money and Mum wouldn't give me anymore. But at least I have heaps of awesome super-duper wicked cool Superhero stuff to show off to everyone at work

 

[cedric]

Also comes with a step by step instructional DVD on how to pull off the power stance at any given moment. Narrated by Tex himself.

 

[Pea Nut]

Also comes with a step by step instructional DVD on how to pull off the power stance at any given moment. Narrated by Tex himself.

Back you go champ.

 

[Pea Nut]

Quality bump. Much simpler times 2003.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Showbag contents 2019

-1 lingering issues lollipop
-1 free ticket to mind-training camp
-1 free bus pass
-1 blindfold
-Richard Douglas pseudo-retirement mug
-10% off future Crows showbags for 9 to 11 years
-1 clerical error pencil case
-1 talking Rob Chapman doll (press belly button for “everybody is doing a great job”)
-Mark Ricciuto business card with membership hotline numbers of 17 other clubs
-Matthew Clarke ruck instructional DVD (produced in 2008)
-Hamstring awareness poster

*contents of showbag should be externally reviewed before purchase. No responsibility taken for missing items.

 

[cedric]

Indigenous talking stick. Comes with certificate of authenticity signed by B. Burton.

 

[Mismatched]

Showbag contents 2019

-1 lingering issues lollipop
-1 free ticket to mind-training camp
-1 free bus pass
-1 blindfold
-Richard Douglas pseudo-retirement mug
-10% off future Crows showbags for 9 to 11 years
-1 clerical error pencil case
-1 talking Rob Chapman doll (press belly button for “everybody is doing a great job”)
-Mark Ricciuto business card with membership hotline numbers of 17 other clubs
-Matthew Clarke ruck instructional DVD (produced in 2008)
-Hamstring awareness poster

*contents of showbag should be externally reviewed before purchase. No responsibility taken for missing items.

You forgot the CD with the Richmond theme song on repeat...

 

[Scorpus]

Showbag contents 2019

-1 lingering issues lollipop
-1 free ticket to mind-training camp
-1 free bus pass
-1 blindfold
-Richard Douglas pseudo-retirement mug
-10% off future Crows showbags for 9 to 11 years
-1 clerical error pencil case
-1 talking Rob Chapman doll (press belly button for “everybody is doing a great job”)
-Mark Ricciuto business card with membership hotline numbers of 17 other clubs
-Matthew Clarke ruck instructional DVD (produced in 2008)
-Hamstring awareness poster

*contents of showbag should be externally reviewed before purchase. No responsibility taken for missing items.

- 1x David Mackay 200 game career awards poster:

 

[flashcrow]

Also, New AFC Logo dot to dot.





(just kidding, we won't ever change the logo)

 

[Dixie Normous]

Showbag contents 2019

-1 lingering issues lollipop
-1 free ticket to mind-training camp
-1 free bus pass
-1 blindfold
-Richard Douglas pseudo-retirement mug
-10% off future Crows showbags for 9 to 11 years
-1 clerical error pencil case
-1 talking Rob Chapman doll (press belly button for “everybody is doing a great job”)
-Mark Ricciuto business card with membership hotline numbers of 17 other clubs
-Matthew Clarke ruck instructional DVD (produced in 2008)
-Hamstring awareness poster

*contents of showbag should be externally reviewed before purchase. No responsibility taken for missing items.

Plus a bonus Crows dildo, a croquet mallet to insert it with, and a DIY External Review kit

 

[Dixie Normous]

Also, New AFC Logo dot to dot.

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(just kidding, we won't ever change the logo)

Isn't that Pyke's magnetic team whiteboard?

 

[ShadeyP]

Plus a bonus Crows dildo, a croquet mallet to insert it with, and a DIY External Review kit

That certainly sparked up some glute awareness . Ouchie Mumma right in the Hass Hole .

 

[flashcrow]

Isn't that Pyke's magnetic team whiteboard?

Too many variables to use for our game plan.

 

[jackster83]

Too many variables to use for our game plan.

Would also have to have Mackay's magnet glued on there.