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Started trading on the ASX yesterday at 70 cents per share. It closed at $1.09. Today it hit $2.05, before settling back at $1.60.

I saw a story on this last night on telly. They were saying DP charges $230 per hour, half of which goes to the hooker. I'm thinking maybe i should get into some man-whoaring. If a bogan skank on crack can charge $230 an hour surely some lonely widows/divorcees will part with $300-400 for a trip to heaven via a jackhammering from the Pornstar. I'll have to run that past the wife first, but i can't imagine she would have a problem with it.
 
Well they took some good advice. The initial rich-people only prospectus was turned into retail very quickly - wise move. But those numbers. I doubt few buyers have any idea re the cashflow and profitability of the business. It does OK, but has some big bills. Very dot com the activity atm. Being "in" does this. Nothing's changed. BTW, wait until they franchise. Will be a new spin on "Jim's Mowing".
 
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Knuckles, do you know what kind of dividends they have forecasted?
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I ditched both prospectus - BAD move. And where I am now, I can't access my analysis files. They have a website which I think would have it there for download.
 

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Only problem Pornstar could you go hour after hour!
A man is only as good as his equipment.


ps
Did you hear about the sadist who picked up the masochist?
The masochist said tie me up and beat me, hte sadist tied him up and then went to the pub.
 
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Started trading on the ASX yesterday at 70 cents per share. It closed at $1.09. Today it hit $2.05, before settling back at $1.60.
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Well, there stocks certainly did rise very quickly before shinking again.
Wonder if they'll come again.;) :p
 
Originally posted by Pornstar
Started trading on the ASX yesterday at 70 cents per share. It closed at $1.09. Today it hit $2.05, before settling back at $1.60.

I saw a story on this last night on telly. They were saying DP charges $230 per hour, half of which goes to the hooker. I'm thinking maybe i should get into some man-whoaring. If a bogan skank on crack can charge $230 an hour surely some lonely widows/divorcees will part with $300-400 for a trip to heaven via a jackhammering from the Pornstar. I'll have to run that past the wife first, but i can't imagine she would have a problem with it.
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Sorry to deflate your bubble, but the company owns the property - not the business...
 
My mate Cootamundra Kev and his missus moved into a house in Elsternwick in the late 70s. They were absolutely knackered after shifting and unpacking and thought they'd go out for a meal.

They walked up the laneway beside their house, to the shopping strip. First place they came to had Visa, Mastercard AND American Express stickers all over their front window. It wasn't until they asked for a table for two that they realised the true nature of the establishment, 'The Daily Planet'.

Ah Melbourne what a heartbreak old town you are. Where else would they have a brothel in HORNE St? Where else would they have a furniture shop, 'S&M Furniture', two doors away from the same brothel? Apparently, the 'S&M' refers to Sammy and Maria, or somesuch. They'd been there for years before 'The Daily Planet' arrived.

Let me tell you, Elsternwick is a hotbed of seething eroticism. They also have a brothel there.
 

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