Darcy Vescio comes out as non-binary: Post your melts here

[theyellowsash]

As the title says, Darcy Vescio has come out as non-binary, so i've provided a safe space here for all the boomers to melt about how safe schools (and probably metal music) is poisoning our children and turning them gay, how unfair it is that they (vescio) are competing in a womens competition, and about how men are men and women are women, and having to learn to call someone they is not only physically and grammatically incorrect, but also just plain stupid. Oh and dont forget to throw in that its adam and eve, not adam and steve (although i prefer a dame and eve).

Melt away codgers!

 

[Crabapplepittard]

What’s a Darcy Vescio?

 

[Xtreme]

What’s a Darcy Vescio?

The person who thinks THEY are an umpire ?

Never heard of them

 

[FISTO]

Darcy send n00dz and I will tell you what gender you are love, there's a pretty obvious indicator that you might be missing.

 

[Frank Thring]

She should be kicked out of the AFLW and play in the AFLNB league.

 

[ImissFrosty]

why is this something to make a thread on the bay about?

it's a non-issue nor anything remotely funny about it. let the fossils keep their opinions from 100 years ago to themselves

 

[Doggies1972]

why is this something to make a thread on the bay about?

it's a non-issue nor anything remotely funny about it. let the fossils keep their opinions from 100 years ago to themselves

Nothing say's I'm woke like ageism.

 

[ImissFrosty]

Nothing say's I'm woke like ageism.

stfu boomer

 

[Doggies1972]

stfu boomer

That's cis-boomer bigot.

 

[Party Gull]

Also metal is the least gay type of music that there is

 

[the avoca drover]

Laphroaig incoming.

 

[Lethality]

Ok so basically it's a birth gender league now, unless you currently identify as female and don't have too much testosterone in which case you can be identified at birth as anything?

Or maybe it can be simplified as a low testosterone league.

It's getting complicated.

 

[theyellowsash]

Nothing say's I'm woke like ageism.

I no. Yung ppl today, am I rite? Nun of them sho ne rspect.

 

[Xtreme]

I'm sure the AFL are already pencilling in rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 as themed rounds celebrating this new revelation.

 

[Lethality]

I'm sure the AFL are already pencilling in rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 as themed rounds celebrating this new revelation.

It was very brave of them to support gay marriage in 2017

 

[Laphroaig]

Laphroaig incoming.

Thanks for thinking of me utensil breath.

But I find communicating with the make a wish generation exceedingly tiresome.

 

[Cyclops]

Gun player. The only downside is some of our fellow posters will have to work on new slurs, maybe it'll keep them off the streets for a bit?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

It's a cunning ruse by the club to make her eligible for the men's team and they'd be one of Carlton best players.

 

[theyellowsash]

It's a cunning ruse by the club to make her eligible for the men's team and they'd be one of Carlton best players.

Im pretty sure carlton are just confused and when their recruiters heard 'they', they assumed they were recruiting multiple players

 

[Xtreme]

If they are now non binary what are they still doing in the AFLW ? It's a female/women's league!