Davenport Deported

[Predator.]

Aug 30.
Port-of-Spain

Portugese sporting import P. Davenport has reportedly been deported by airport authorities in Port-of-Spain. Mr. Davenport, an important member of Portobello Road Soccer Club, is purported to have been a supporter of disgraced transport opportunist Porter Portsmouth. Mr. Portsmouth, misreported last week as purportedly importing disproportionately large quantities of portmanteaus and sportswear, also has reportedly important ties to Cabinet Ministers of various portfolios.

When informed of the reported deportation of Davenport, Portsmouth is reported to have said "This opportune portayal of Mr. Davenport and myself as having connections to illegal imports and exports, is both unsupportable, and extremely unsporting".

Davenport's passport was reportedly seized by a porter at Port-of-Spain Airport. At the time of the seizure, he is reported to have been opening the port door to an import-export shipping container.

Port-of-Spain police report finding huge quantities of stolen imports inside, including portmanteus, portapaks, sportswear, portable DVD players, portabellos, portals, portcullises, portaits and crates of Port Adelaide Premiership Port.

- AAP

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Aug 30.
Port-of-Spain

Portugese sporting import P. Davenport has reportedly been deported by airport authorities in Port-of-Spain. Mr. Davenport, an important member of Portobello Road Soccer Club, is purported to have been a supporter of disgraced transport opportunist Porter Portsmouth. Mr. Portsmouth, misreported last week as purportedly importing disproportionately large quantities of portmanteaus and sportswear, also has reportedly important ties to Cabinet Ministers of various portfolios.

When informed of the reported deportation of Davenport, Portsmouth is reported to have said "This opportune portayal of Mr. Davenport and myself as having connections to illegal imports and exports, is both unsupportable, and extremely unsporting".

Davenport's passport was reportedly seized by a porter at Port-of-Spain Airport. At the time of the seizure, he is reported to have been opening the port door to an import-export shipping container.

Port-of-Spain police report finding huge quantities of stolen imports inside, including portmanteus, portapaks, sportswear, portable DVD players, portabellos, portals, portcullises, portaits and crates of Port Adelaide Premiership Port.

- AAP

Not even Rooch could get that many port's into one article.

 

[Toots Hibbert]

I babelfished it into French and back into English:-

"August 30. Port-of-Spain the sporting importation P. Davenport de Portugese was supposedly expelled by authorities of airport in Port-of-Spain. Mr. Davenport, an important member of club of the football of road of Portobello, is alleged to have been a defender of luggage handler dishonoured Portsmouth of opportunist of transport. Mr. Portsmouth, misreported last week as a so-called importation of the large quantities of portmanteaus in a disproportionate way and the sport clothes, also have the supposedly important ties with the Ministers for the council of various booklets. Once informed of the brought back deportation of Davenport, it is reported that Portsmouth indicates "this portayal convenient of Mr. Davenport and myself like having connections to the imports and illegal exports, is the two unbearable one, and unsporting extremely". The passport of Davenport was supposedly seized by a luggage handler with the airport of Port-of-Spain. Per hour of the seizure, one reports that it opens the left door in a container of forwarding of importations-exportations. The finding police report of Port-of-Spain of the enormous quantities of imports flights inside, including the portmanteus, of the portapaks, the sport clothes, the portable players of DVD, the portabellos, the gates, the portcullises, the portaits and the cases of left Adelaïde Premiership put in communication."

 

[Predator.]

Not even Rooch could get that many port's into one article.

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[RussellEbertHandball]

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When I first read this I din't notice it was from AAP. I thought you made it up as all I could see was port,port,port and I couldn't concentrate on the story.

 

[Predator.]

When I first read this I din't notice it was from AAP. I thought you made it up as all I could see was port,port,port and I couldn't concentrate on the story.

Whoah, wicked mind games REH. You're way outta my league