flggr Days since Tubby Porkins (of GeeLOL) kicked more than 1 goal

[Saveloy Rockstar]

the Mighty Tomahawk.

1 goal in 41 days

 

[frggr]

Lent finished 42 days ago...

He's orthodox

 

[AvantGardener]

He's orthodox

It seems to me a key forward going 40 days without a goal is actually very unorthodox.

 

[taurus]

Who knows if Tubby kicks more than a goal next week? But I can confidently predict that he will lose calories in the Darwin sauna.!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He gave up kicking goals for Lent. Are you trying to berate his strongly held religious beliefs?

Lent also means fasting from food, I doubt he's ever fasted from food in his entire life.

 

[AvantGardener]

Taking about Fasting, not only is the best Faster in the comp Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

29

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

, but he's also one of the fastest in the Comp. G.O.A.T Faster Adam Saad

42

Adam Saad

Age

29

Ht

178cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

7.5

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.7

4star

MG

349.1

5star

D

20.7

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

8.7

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.4

3star

MG

388.3

5star

D

17.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.2

3star

.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Lent also means fasting from food, I doubt he's ever fasted from food in his entire life.

He's fast to order

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Great pivot, rate this

 

[taurus]

The AFL equivalent of 'False 9'!

The GOAT who occupies a space!

The Victim of terrible umpire calls who should celebrate the record at Kardia Park next weekend.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Are we up to 44 yet?



43 excusable sort of
44 there's no coming back

44 is where the math breaks

 

[FurTheWin]

Don't tell me oppo flogs are still trying to slate Big Tom after this Fred has already crashed and burned.
Morans.

Who knows if Tubby kicks more than a goal next week? But I can confidently predict that he will lose calories in the Darwin sauna.!

He'll take the week off, and our elite small forwards will get the job done.
It's nice to have choices.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

It's nice to have choices.

30 Pies or 15 hamburgers

 

[Triggering Tiger]

30 Pies or 15 hamburgers

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[Triggering Tiger]

It's nice to have choices.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

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This is so s**t and stupid that it’s actually really funny

 

[frggr]

30 Pies or 15 hamburgers

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He hasn't feasted on that many Pies since:

 

[taurus]

This is so s**t and stupid that it’s actually really funny

Something so juvenile about calling professional athletes 'fat' that makes it so funny!

Fat Frank Lampard, Tubby Taylor, Butterbean...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Don't tell me oppo flogs are still trying to slate Big Tom

1 goal in 44 days



Elite

 

[frggr]

1 goal in 44 days

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Elite

Damn and his team is still top 4? What a remarkable achievement

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Its May

But agreed, an amazing achievement… to carry the fat campaigner both figuratively and literally

 

[frggr]

I think OP is secretly envious because Collingwood haven't had a forward to Hawkins' calibre since....well....

When was the last time Collingwood had a Coleman medallist?

 

[frggr]

That is legitimately rough. Haven't had a player kick over 50 goals for more than 10 years

What's more embarrassing is that Travis Clone was their last forward of note

Truly a list of elite goal kickers

 

[frggr]

Meanwhile

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Nice spreadsheets #rentfree

Meanwhile