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Hi there you there it’s me,yes you, it’s yourself,now get on with it.
Dear diary,
once upon a time my football club was a good club,feared and fortunate,mostly through the fear of the threat of violence or litigation or a brown paper bag,run on the profits of the shittest ****ing beer imaginable,by a big nosed ****ing loud mouthed campaigner,that ran our club like nazi salute.
They were good times,we manipulated zones,we dragged the best from interstate,we paid off rape victims faster than the saints and the dogs have fallen from relevance in the current climate change debate.
Tomorrow night,my unfair club plays its arch enemy,a club that also owes its history to nefarious and dodgy belongings to things such as rigged pigeon races and underground totes in and around the Carringbush area,otherwise known as the high rise immigration first port of call town,smack central,Hipster schmucksville and Banh Mi cheap eats and ridiculous fashion and beardy utopia.
They,have a big fat headed sad faced,illegitimate father of two sons for a president,but his missus is kinda hot,although I hear her taste for fashion on chapel st. is a thing to be laughed at and ridiculed(I’m in the know
).
Tomorrow night is less about two former power brokers of a league they invented,but more about a game of whom has become the most pathetic,useless and lolsworthy part of this games future.
So in short,get ****ed,I rarely write anything short in op’ing(deal with it),this game,which should be relegated to a sundy arvo time slot that no one cares about,will be the highlight of no ones for the weekend!
The AFL are your overlords and piss all over your napes and tell you “here,check these two **** stick teams out and laugh at the once glorious nature of our fine game,these two teams need a Colombine massacre to sort out their pathetic ideals and belief in their own credits”
We have none,we’re both ****ing shit,SHIT!
We’re not even a laughing stock,as a “stock” generally has some form of currency attached to it,the market has failed and with that market,so has the programming of our once proud game!
**** you AFL and **** you Carlton and **** you Collingwood.
Also dear diary,I think I like someone from the GWS,he’s hot!
Gooooooooo fuuuuuuuuucccccck
yourselves!
Yours truly diary,
cc
Dear diary,
once upon a time my football club was a good club,feared and fortunate,mostly through the fear of the threat of violence or litigation or a brown paper bag,run on the profits of the shittest ****ing beer imaginable,by a big nosed ****ing loud mouthed campaigner,that ran our club like nazi salute.
They were good times,we manipulated zones,we dragged the best from interstate,we paid off rape victims faster than the saints and the dogs have fallen from relevance in the current climate change debate.
Tomorrow night,my unfair club plays its arch enemy,a club that also owes its history to nefarious and dodgy belongings to things such as rigged pigeon races and underground totes in and around the Carringbush area,otherwise known as the high rise immigration first port of call town,smack central,Hipster schmucksville and Banh Mi cheap eats and ridiculous fashion and beardy utopia.
They,have a big fat headed sad faced,illegitimate father of two sons for a president,but his missus is kinda hot,although I hear her taste for fashion on chapel st. is a thing to be laughed at and ridiculed(I’m in the know
).Tomorrow night is less about two former power brokers of a league they invented,but more about a game of whom has become the most pathetic,useless and lolsworthy part of this games future.
So in short,get ****ed,I rarely write anything short in op’ing(deal with it),this game,which should be relegated to a sundy arvo time slot that no one cares about,will be the highlight of no ones for the weekend!
The AFL are your overlords and piss all over your napes and tell you “here,check these two **** stick teams out and laugh at the once glorious nature of our fine game,these two teams need a Colombine massacre to sort out their pathetic ideals and belief in their own credits”
We have none,we’re both ****ing shit,SHIT!
We’re not even a laughing stock,as a “stock” generally has some form of currency attached to it,the market has failed and with that market,so has the programming of our once proud game!
**** you AFL and **** you Carlton and **** you Collingwood.
Also dear diary,I think I like someone from the GWS,he’s hot!
Gooooooooo fuuuuuuuuucccccck
yourselves!
Yours truly diary,
cc
