Think Tank Diabolical scenes at Carlton. A deep dive into the worst period in AFLM history to bottom out.

[sthmelb_dimmies]

The Blooz are in one of the most precarious situations I can remember an AFLM team being in during my lifetime. And this includes Fitzroy and the Hawks/Dees merger.

With Tassie joining in 2028 and able to trade future picks THIS YEAR, theres THREE compromised drafts ahead.

What a great time to ship out their 2025 first rounder to Hawthorn.

Bottoming out now will lock the Baggers into years of misery. The draft’s about to get thinner, and they’ve got no lifeline. Besides sacking Vossy.

Sound familiar? Let’s rewind to when GWS and Suns expanded the AFLM in 2011–2012, sucking up picks and leaving some clubs stuck in the gutter.

Melbourne were a trainwreck—4 wins in 2011, 4 in 2012, 2 in 2013. Bottom four three years straight while GWS nabbed 11 of the top 20 picks in 2011 alone. Didn’t play finals again till 2018.

The Doggies bottomed out with 5 wins in 2011, and it took them 4 years to find finals again.

Carlton could have another decade ahead of bottom to middle wilderness.

#CONCERNING#concerning

 

[V23]

 

[Seethus]

This is the bay. This is not the place you accurate and serious posts

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

Southport Blues makes a lot of sense. Might even be able to get some trade incentives from HQ to help with building a decent side

 

[Kabanna]

This is the bay. This is not the place you accurate and serious posts

It is the place if it makes for a good troll!

 

[springvale_mackers]

Has JSOS got anymore brothers?

 

[blue gunslinger]

The Blooz are in one of the most precarious situations I can remember an AFLM team being in during my lifetime. And this includes Fitzroy and the Hawks/Dees merger.

With Tassie joining in 2028 and able to trade future picks THIS YEAR, theres THREE compromised drafts ahead.

What a great time to ship out their 2025 first rounder to Hawthorn.

Bottoming out now will lock the Baggers into years of misery. The draft’s about to get thinner, and they’ve got no lifeline. Besides sacking Vossy.

Sound familiar? Let’s rewind to when GWS and Suns expanded the AFLM in 2011–2012, sucking up picks and leaving some clubs stuck in the gutter.

Melbourne were a trainwreck—4 wins in 2011, 4 in 2012, 2 in 2013. Bottom four three years straight while GWS nabbed 11 of the top 20 picks in 2011 alone. Didn’t play finals again till 2018.

The Doggies bottomed out with 5 wins in 2011, and it took them 4 years to find finals again.

Carlton could have another decade ahead of bottom to middle wilderness.

#CONCERNING#concerning

Umm record membership , record attendance, record sponsorship, record merch sales etc etc- hardly precarious

 

[WA ROO]

WTF is AFLM?

 

[taurus]

And when TDK leaves, 'shit just got real'.

This week is Carlton's GF. Win or Lose, tears will be flowing in Lygon Street.

 

[Dee Train]

WTF is AFLM?

Came here to say the same thing!

 

[Occidental]

Umm record membership , record attendance, record sponsorship, record merch sales etc etc- hardly precarious

Congratulations. But given all that, why are Carlton so bad at AFLM?

 

[frggr]

WTF is AFLM?

It's the men's version of AFLW

 

[Kabanna]

Congratulations. But given all that, why are Carlton so bad at AFLM?

To be fair I don’t remember their AFLW team being any good either.

 

[Stronzo]

Thanks OP, this fred has lifted my spirits!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

My sides




They split from laughing at you

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

this one is going to hurt this year. Losing that future first round pick in a compromised 19 club draft is going to hurt

 

[WA ROO]

It's the men's version of AFLW

WTF is AFLW?

 

[frggr]

WTF is AFLW?

It's the Women's Australian Football League, not to be confused with the WAFL, which is also the Wome's Australian Football League

 

[WA ROO]

It's the Women's Australian Football League, not to be confused with the WAFL, which is also the Wome's Australian Football League

A women's league?
Why?
In 2025 there shouldn't different competitions

 

[the avoca drover]

Has JSOS got anymore brothers?

Injunction

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The Blooz are in one of the most precarious situations I can remember an AFLM team being in during my lifetime. And this includes Fitzroy and the Hawks/Dees merger.

With Tassie joining in 2028 and able to trade future picks THIS YEAR, theres THREE compromised drafts ahead.

What a great time to ship out their 2025 first rounder to Hawthorn.

Bottoming out now will lock the Baggers into years of misery. The draft’s about to get thinner, and they’ve got no lifeline. Besides sacking Vossy.

Sound familiar? Let’s rewind to when GWS and Suns expanded the AFLM in 2011–2012, sucking up picks and leaving some clubs stuck in the gutter.

Melbourne were a trainwreck—4 wins in 2011, 4 in 2012, 2 in 2013. Bottom four three years straight while GWS nabbed 11 of the top 20 picks in 2011 alone. Didn’t play finals again till 2018.

The Doggies bottomed out with 5 wins in 2011, and it took them 4 years to find finals again.

Carlton could have another decade ahead of bottom to middle wilderness.

#CONCERNING#concerning

Tassie are not coming into the comp any time soon.. If it's not cancelled out right, the Devil's won't be entering the league until well after 2030 cause those cheapskate bastards are too skint to put a roof on their stadium.

The other 18 clubs are moving in to cancel Tassie's licence and i couldn't be more delighted

Big lols Tinpot Tassie.

Bum of a state that wants to free load off the rest of us.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[frggr]

Tassie are not coming into the comp any time soon.. If it's not cancelled out right, the Devil's won't be entering the league until well after 2030 cause those cheapskate bastards are too skint to put a roof on their stadium.

Why don't they just borrow Port Adelaide's tarps? Or will they be needed for the next few years?

Bum of a state that wants to free load off the rest of us.

They really are the St Kilda of Australian states

 

[JoinDate]

Umm record membership , record attendance, record sponsorship, record merch sales etc etc- hardly precarious

Something, something blue cumslinger

 

[Grin]

A women's league?
Why?
In 2025 there shouldn't different competitions

Yet another thing that offends you incels?