Strategy Dirty Trick's Coaching Panel

[Heckler]

Something thing I'd love to see is a Dirty Trick's Coaching Panel.
We've been on the receiving end of a few.
Carlton blocking Barnes in the ruck in the 1995 GF
This resulted in the centre circle rule introduced in 1996.
Hawthorn in 2008 GF, blocking the player from linking after handballing, It is now a 50m penalty
Conceding deliberate behinds to negate our forward press.
Sydney exploiting the Cost Of Living Allowance will likely give them this years flag.

For once I'd like us to pull a surprise tactic in the finals where we exploit the rules.
suggestions welcome.
(perhaps this a thread better posted in bay 13)


Ensure every player has perfected the Selwood art of drawing a head high tackle

 

[OzeSparky]

When I played i always pulled the opposition armpits hairs if I couldn't punch the ball away. Worked a treat! Surprised I haven't seen it used in the top league.

 

[you pick one]

We could go the John Hopoate,wouldn't work against Hawthorn though,standard practice here.

 

[Teriyakicat]

When I played i always pulled the opposition armpits hairs if I couldn't punch the ball away. Worked a treat! Surprised I haven't seen it used in the top league.

I thought all the players got waxed these days?

 

[BlakeyNoFlakey]

Everyone eat stinky food prior to the game, then when there's congestion around the ball let a few ear benders & hair curlers rip. That'll clear them out.

 

[Pollywaffle]

What about some john Hopoate action in the clinches to break up the 'rolling maul' and those 'tackle sandwiches'



Sorry just saw the post above--- Didn't mean to steal your thunder YPO I will leave the vid in case anyone doesn't know what we are talking about

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

From a legal standpoint, they call it 'digital rape'.

 

[Pollywaffle]

Might be better as analog instead of digital ( OK I'm sorry couldn't resist)

 

[Scottland2007]

It's called the "why, you little!". Lie on your player and choke them, Bargain Brian used it on Friday night.

 

[allrighty]

Ensure every player has perfected the Selwood art of drawing a head high tackle

Too late - Hawks have already done it.

 

[jacross]

When I played i always pulled the opposition armpits hairs if I couldn't punch the ball away. Worked a treat! Surprised I haven't seen it used in the top league.

Yet another reason why I'm glad I shave my armpits.

Did you get into a lot of fights?

 

[Tackle_happy]

When I played i always pulled the opposition armpits hairs if I couldn't punch the ball away. Worked a treat! Surprised I haven't seen it used in the top league.

I used to have a couple of opponents that liked the squirrel grip ... I was never a happy camper for a while after that (and a little sore too).

 

[OzeSparky]

Yet another reason why I'm glad I shave my armpits.

Did you get into a lot of fights?

lol thats footy isn't it?

 

[winty]

Could build a human pyramid on the goal line when the opposition are having a set shot.

 

[Catatonic Shock]

Serious note: I'd rather win the flag because we were the best team in it than resort to "cheap" tactics or loop holes within rules.

Humourous note: I'd get all the players to sleep with the partners of all the opposition players, take photos, keep photos in shorts and pull them out to show opposition at opportune times.

 

[Beanstalk]

Play Billie Smedts in the ruck.

Something untoward is bound to happen.