Divvy Van Sliding Doors

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF Byron Porkett doesn't have his reaction privileges...

THEN we are all going to have some sorry looking ratios.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF RedVest4 doesn't log off Bigfooty for at least 5 minutes tonight...

THEN Mrs Vest is going to very lonely again tonight. Poor girl.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF GoCROWS! hadn't fallen out with his best friend Chief and been permanently banned...

THEN you'd be looking at one of the highest post counts on Bigfooty. Disappointing that it has turned out like this and he has become so bitter.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF go you pups had any integrity...

THEN he'd tell the moderator to take away half his likes. I've seen more contested likes than you as both a poster, moderator and lurker and I've never seen it bloody happen before. One of the biggest ever asterisks of all time.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF the PIG did what pigs do...

THEN he completely over-indulged. He had a huge second half, scoring over 100 in that time alone to end the game on yet another 150. He didn't miss a beat and was extremely active in the all-important 'red time' at the end of the game. His game was highlighted by 36 possessions and 11 marks.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF your name is Tigernator...

THEN you are a D/H and should return to the Divvy Van instead of glubbering yourself silly elsewhere. We miss you friend.

 

[Dinsdale]

If you think up a good idea for a Bay 13 fred
Then the mods will put it in the divvy van, where no-one will see it.

#1 conspiracy theorist card holder.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF you think up a good idea for a fred...

THEN post it directly in the Divvy Van. You know it. I know it. Bay 13 is a wasteland. The Divvy Van is the future.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF it's late night at HumanMeatball's...

THEN YouTube is a very strange place. It’s 1am and he has found himself fully engaged in a 50 minute doco about mail order brides.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF Bombers 2003 still posted on Bigfooty.

THEN Bay 13 might still be habitable. Big call, but Divvy Van Sliding Doors HQ never shies away from calling it as it is.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF I went back in time and created this account again.

THEN I would have put more thought into the username. To be fair, it was never meant to last this long. Lucky for the Divvy Van that it has.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF Socrates2 creates another BREAKING NEWS thread.

THEN we at Divvy Van Sliding Doors HQ are going to collectively puke. Someone please confiscate this dickhead's posting privileges.

 

[Socrates2]

IF -EliteFingerTwirler had thought of a better user name
THEN-We wouldn't picture him twirling his fingers like a perverted magician.

 

[Socrates2]

IF- there is Breaking News

THEN- My anonymous contacts will inform me and I will inform other job seekers. It will be reported in full , and in a timely manner with as much accuracy as an AFL journalist.That is my promise and my brand.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Don't stink up my elite thread flog.

 

[SaltPeter]

Temperatures seem to be rising in this van .. I'd like to suggest some light relief that you are all familiar with and have a history of taking care of by yourselves

 

[SaltPeter]

Peacock feathers are so beautiful ..

Socrates2 loves peacock feathers and recommends a scrote tickle to anyone with sack .. or a cheeky vag tickle if you don't

 

[Socrates2]

Peacock feathers are so beautiful ..

Socrates2 loves peacock feathers and recommends a scrote tickle to anyone with sack .. or a cheeky vag tickle if you don't

Adelaide coach Don Pyke has lost the support of his players and there are numerous other problems at the AFL club, according to Port Adelaide legend Kane Cornes.

Pyke is contracted until the end of 2021, but his position is by no means secure following another underwhelming season.

 

[SaltPeter]

Adelaide coach Don Pyke has lost the support of his players and there are numerous other problems at the AFL club, according to Port Adelaide legend Kane Cornes.

Pyke is contracted until the end of 2021, but his position is by no means secure following another underwhelming season.

Yeah .. kinda sounds like Hardwick in 2016




lol .. Kane Cornes .. what a miserable POS

 

[Socrates2]

This thread has gone off track.Let's bring it back to what the OP intended.

Prince Harry seen here rooting his grandfathers right armpit.



Oh Kate, hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me slowly hit me quick.



Prince William needs to get his fellatio off one of the servants as Kate is not very good at it.

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Why the farrrrrrrrrrrrrk is this thread not stickied?

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

IF we all breathed a collective sigh of relief when the great button masher dymot/DTRAIN87 disappeared off this site...

THEN hold onto your hats. His protege go you pups is here and no-one is safe from his report button. Deflecting your button bashing habit with fishing.gif isn't impressing anyone either, flog.

 

[go you pups]

IF we all breathed a collective sigh of relief when the great button masher dymot/DTRAIN87 disappeared off this site...

THEN hold onto your hats. His protege go you pups is here and no-one is safe from his report button. Deflecting your button bashing habit with fishing.gif isn't impressing anyone either, flog.

Nice melt DH

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Nice melt DH

I don't remember giving you permission to post in my elite thread.

GTFO.

 

[go you pups]

I don't remember giving you permission to post in my elite thread.

GTFO.

Shut up flog

I'll stink it up all I like