Docker Joke

[Eagles4Ever]

Stumbled upon this joke on another forum and thought I'd share it with you.


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dockers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Dockers fans too. Not really knowing what a Dockers fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Docker.” she answers.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm an Eagles fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Janet why she is an Eagles fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mum are Eagles fans, so I'm an Eagles fan too" she responds.
"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if you’re mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Janet smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Dockers fan".

 

[West Coast Fan 123]

Yeah Ill pay that.

 

[Ripper]

Obsessed.

 

[patsmith]

A teacher is asking her students what their parents do, and the kids say the usual things like "doctor", "fireman", "policeman" etc, but then one little boy says; "My dad dances naked for other men, and if the price is right, he goes home with them and won't come back until morning". The teacher was shocked, and after class asked the boy if what he said was really true. He said; "No, but I was too embarassed to say that he played for the Dockers."

 

[Reveler]

yeh heard em all before, quite funny...

just replace Docker with what ever team you want. I heard the first one about collingwood and the second about hawthorn..

 

[Juddyzthebest]

Hahaha thats a good one. I like it!

 

[Goldenblue]

The whole Dockers football club is a joke, starting with the biggest joke of all...their jumper.