Dreaming

[JK Bundart]

I had a dream last night that I played for Freo.

Does this make me bi-curious?

 

[Jef Costello]

It means you had a nightmare not a dream.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I had a dream last night that I played for Freo.

Does this make me bi-curious?

Impotent maybe?

Better than being a Saints fan and suffering premature ejaculation.

 

[LJ Garner]

Impotent maybe?

Better than being a Saints fan and suffering premature ejaculation.

At least premature ejaculation can be cured easily..

but being a hawthorn fan and suffering from Penile Induration...that must suck

 

[King Corey]

I had a dream last night that I played for Freo.

Does this make me bi-curious?

Possibly.

Did you wake up holding a knife to your girlfriend's throat?

 

[bushie]

Possibly.

Did you wake up holding a knife to your girlfriend's throat?

Wrong team!!


No soup for you!!!

 

[King Corey]

Wrong team!!


No soup for you!!!

The nazi is right! Incorrect domestic violence incident chosen. God knows I had enough Freo 'hiccups' to choose from should've got it right.

As for you - BRING BACK THE CAT.

 

[JK Bundart]

Possibly.

Did you wake up holding a knife to your girlfriend's throat?

Yeah I did, and I kept saying, "Give me the BALL PAV".

I'm not sure what the knife was for.

Pav was in my dream, he kept trying to get me to turn round and spy his penis.

 

[Stronzo]

I bet you spied it good for him, you naughty little wench...

 

[JK Bundart]

I bet you spied it good for him, you naughty little wench...

I told him to put it away and stop being a stupid prick.

His helmet spoke though, it sounded a bit like terrance from South Park and looked weird! It called itself 'Peter Bell End'.

It kept shouting, "Come on Pavvy, when are we gonna win a flag? Or a Brownlow? Or a Leigh Matthews? Or a Coleman? Come on Pavvy, make me and your balls proud"

 

[Stronzo]

So I take it you've chosen your team for when norths go down the tubes?

 

[JK Bundart]

So I take it you've chosen your team for when norths go down the tubes?

The old ones are the best ones eh

I haven't no, it'll be a heterosexual team though, won't be following Bell End.

Just wouldn't feel right hugging the guy next to me if my team won a flag, knowing he's got a rager.

Actually, I guess none of you guys will know what it feels like to win a flag anyway.
The old ones are the best ones

 

[Stronzo]

This talk of old ones and bell ends must be right floatin yer boat, but tis doin nought for me laddy.

Enjoy yer wee self.


Goodnight.

 

[JK Bundart]

This talk of old ones and bell ends must be right floatin yer boat, but tis doin nought for me laddy.

Enjoy yer wee self.


Goodnight.

Sorry mate, just thought that 'When in Rome', ya know.

Rome being the figurative expression and not some twink, to clear up any confusion.

Touche by the way, touche

Good night.

 

[King Corey]

This talk of old ones and bell ends must be right floatin yer boat, but tis doin nought for me laddy.

Enjoy yer wee self.


Goodnight.

Yet you use that auto-signature and post on a board predominately used by men?!

Happy green, purple and white dreams chappy.