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EFL Boy hospitalized
Baghdad Bomber icon, EFL, has been rushed to St Vincent's hospital in what witness are calling a "bizarre" incident. It's believed the the Bomber leader was driving along Bell street this afternoon when he was "rammed from behind". While some people might enjoy reverse positional ramming, EFL, known for his debonair ways and playboy status, is undoubtedly batting for the right team and took to the shafting in a confrontational way, albeit before police and ambulance officers arrived.
Reportedly, during the Bell Street incident, EFL was rammed in a hit and run kinda accident by an unidentified male driving a white Mazda with Demon stickers all over it. EFL's late sedan rolled over about seven or eight times, which then launched his hapless xbox360 console and a bevy of accessories, condoms and hair products out the passenger window and onto Sydney road.
While EFL did survive the ordeal with a few minor injuries including a bruised knee and two broken index fingers, his beloved console suffered quite a beating. Its power pack and three controllers were run over by oncoming vehicles, leaving "tire marks" everywhere.
It's believed EFL will front media later on this afternoon after speaking with police chiefs. Police have not ruled out foul play.
Baghdad Bomber icon, EFL, has been rushed to St Vincent's hospital in what witness are calling a "bizarre" incident. It's believed the the Bomber leader was driving along Bell street this afternoon when he was "rammed from behind". While some people might enjoy reverse positional ramming, EFL, known for his debonair ways and playboy status, is undoubtedly batting for the right team and took to the shafting in a confrontational way, albeit before police and ambulance officers arrived.
Reportedly, during the Bell Street incident, EFL was rammed in a hit and run kinda accident by an unidentified male driving a white Mazda with Demon stickers all over it. EFL's late sedan rolled over about seven or eight times, which then launched his hapless xbox360 console and a bevy of accessories, condoms and hair products out the passenger window and onto Sydney road.
While EFL did survive the ordeal with a few minor injuries including a bruised knee and two broken index fingers, his beloved console suffered quite a beating. Its power pack and three controllers were run over by oncoming vehicles, leaving "tire marks" everywhere.
It's believed EFL will front media later on this afternoon after speaking with police chiefs. Police have not ruled out foul play.
