Media EKA: Most Likely To Win

[Hoooops]

So the first round of match threads are completed, and it's time to look at the rookie class of this season.

As an expert on how to win an EKA, I will be updating this thread regularly with all the EKA contenders you need to know about.

Let's go!

Nate7 (Geelong Wolves)*
Nate7 didn't make a single post in the Wolves match thread this week, so is already fulfilling the conventional idea of a "normal" Wolves poster as decided by the establishment. Good to see Nate7 sticking to the status quo and playing along with conformity.

Thomas9 (Geelong Wolves)
Like the previous candidate, Thomas9 hasn't posted on the board at all this year. It's hard to rustle jimmies when you're an inactive, so he will be safe from upsetting the sensitive captains who vote on this award. Good going Thomas9.

Hoos (Fighting Furies)
I haven't seen any of this guy's posts this week, but due to a certain pattern in recent EKA results you might've noticed, I can't really leave any Furies out. I would love to make a joke about how Sterge tried to leech off my success by choosing a similar username to mine for one of his new rookie puppets, but those Sterge/tgrs jokes are getting a bit old now, just like with the federal politics parallel of Credlin/Abbott. Anyway, I don't know what Hoos's posting is like, but watch out SFA!

Honourable Mentions
- All the other shit Furries rookies, any one of which could be the winner.
- All the Swamprats rookies, any one of which could be Ant Bear's Chosen One.**

*Not even sure if he is eligible for the EKA, as he joined during the finals last season.
**Swamprats rookie won't actually win.

 

[Hoooops]

Directory
This post will be edited with links to new updates!

 

[sante]

No Fryer Tuck?

Failed the thread already

 

[haydo]

Temploar 2.2 on debut is better then any crap posting media threads

 

[Hoooops]

No Fryer Tuck?

Failed the thread already

Is that meant to be a compliment to Fryer Tuck? I'm sure he would love to be bundled in with a couple of Wolves inactives.

 

[sante]

Is that meant to be a compliment to Fryer Tuck? I'm sure he would love to be bundled in with a couple of Wolves inactives.

So this is for who is least likely?

 

[HaroLad]

You'd be up there if you could slow down Hooopsy.

 

[This Is Anfield]

This must be the season that sausageroll finally wins an EKA!!!!

 

[Hoooops]

So this is for who is least likely?

It's a satirical take on the EKA. It's meant to be for the most likely winners, but as you might've noticed it's not 100% serious.

 

[Temploar]

Temploar 2.2 on debut is better then any crap posting media threads

With poor delivery too. Clearly the unsung hero of the whole WCW operation.

 

[Hoooops]

This must be the season that sausageroll finally wins an EKA!!!!

Are you the TIA who went MIA?

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Pfft.

thread lacks power and rankings

 

[This Is Anfield]

Are you the TIA who went MIA?

KIA but I made a miraculous recovery.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Is that meant to be a compliment to Fryer Tuck? I'm sure he would love to be bundled in with a couple of Wolves inactives.

Yay! I won the SEKA, the EKA for special people! Truly this is the greatest moment of my career!

 

[Hoooops]

Yay! I won the SEKA, the EKA for special people! Truly this is the greatest moment of my career!

@specialeagleskickass

 

[Marlowe]

I rest hang HaroLad's career on Sterge winning the EKA. If he doesn't, HaroLad will retire.

 

[Blacky]

Great thread Hoooops

Oddhawk in case you missed this excellent media by Hooooops

I will say that having just played an excellent Bears outfit that Avatarp is a future gun and is welcome back at Gold City anytime

 

[sausageroll]

This must be the season that sausageroll finally wins an EKA!!!!

Doubtful. I probably won't even get interviewed

 

[KohPhi]

It's a satirical take on the EKA. It's meant to be for the most likely winners, but as you might've noticed it's not 100% serious.

Ahhh Hoooops.. NEVER explain ffs!!

 

[Oddhawk]

Great thread Hoooops

Oddhawk in case you missed this excellent media by Hooooops

I will say that having just played an excellent Bears outfit that Avatarp is a future gun and is welcome back at Gold City anytime

 

[Hoooops]

Ahhh Hoooops.. NEVER explain ffs!!

Well, I keep telling you to never post but you're still here, aren't you.

Feel free to delete your account any time.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Watchyourwaite should be favourite.

 

[Hoooops]

Watchyourwaite should be favourite.

Best first season poster or most likely to win the EKA?

There's a difference.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Watchyourwaite should be favourite.

Also a very big fan of Fryer Tuck

 

[HaroLad]

The best way to tell if someone is stupid is if they understand satire.