End of Season Dinner Menu - Crows style

[manureid]

You may have seen it already, but thought I would share this recently received e-mail:

ADELAIDE F.C.
END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE

Starter

Egg on Face
Chicken Wings (past their best)
Craig Flounder Stuffed
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie
Chump Chops, With Haz Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Perrie (gutted)

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese


Drinks

Bitter Beer
Little Spirit
Whine
Chardonnay Empty Shelf 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.


Guest speaker:
Leigh Mathews - "What it's like to play in finals, and win"

 

[shaz63]

Recieved the email last week.. loved it and forwarded on to my brother who is a big Crows fan............

 

[manureid]

I think it is in poor taste...... (pun intended).

 

[Crow-mo]

12th

 

[ClintEastwood]

12th

Is no less successful than 3rd.

They're both failure

 

[Paralowiepower]

Sheep brains and Lamb Harts were on the list, I mean menu but have now been removed (Past its best I think)

 

[gbear]

Sheep brains and Lamb Harts were on the list, I mean menu but have now been removed (Past its best I think)

As they are well past their useby date and must be tossed out at once onto the scrap heap