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Have you ever wondered...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
Originally posted by jikost
Have you ever wondered...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

i'm sure there is a scientific reason

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

they can

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

because 'psychics' are frauds

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

english is a ****ed language

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

because they do it often

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

you don't

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

it isn't

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

they don't invest my money

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

because everybody is rushing home at the same time

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

maybe there is?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

dogs

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

noah didn't exist

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

they do?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

nothing is indestructible

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

maybe their wool does

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

no

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

because that's where flights terminate

man i'm bored :o
 
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Have you ever wondered...

...where the mullet originated?

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Could it be?
 

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