Failed Attempt

[fingers mcgee]

Big news out of Cohuna Ron(sweetpea)Stantons attempt to roller skate blindfolded down Mount Hope has failed ,ending any chance of raising the required funds to lure John Grogan and Richard Crozier out of retirement. Spokesperson for Mr Stanton, Anthony (DRY GULCH) Farrant said realisticly Stanton never had a chance considering his child hood rollerskates were purchased before the wheel was invented, restricting his mobility somewhat. Stanton was last seen with his tail between his legs entering the out patience at the local hospital after being unable to find the in patience.

 

[Russ74]

Big news out of Cohuna Ron(sweetpea)Stantons attempt to roller skate blindfolded down Mount Hope has failed ,ending any chance of raising the required funds to lure John Grogan and Richard Crozier out of retirement. Spokesperson for Mr Stanton, Anthony (DRY GULCH) Farrant said realisticly Stanton never had a chance considering his child hood rollerskates were purchased before the wheel was invented, restricting his mobility somewhat. Stanton was last seen with his tail between his legs entering the out patience at the local hospital after being unable to find the in patience.

Playing cards was he?