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Fascinating Trivia Part II

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After yesterdays dose of "Dascinating Trivia", I thought I'd do a bit more research on what our animal friends are up to....

ANIMAL TRIVIA

In Fairbanks, Alaska it’s illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.

In Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.

Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.

The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.

An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.

Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice - fellatio.

The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.

The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.

The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.

The Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation.

The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.

According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.

In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

A capon is a castrated rooster. They are said to have more tender meat when cooked and that’s why they cost more.

One of the reasons male deer rub their antlers on a tree or the ground is to masturbate.

A study of pet owners found that 66% claimed they allowed their pets to remain in the bedroom during intercourse.

In the past 60 years, the groundhog has only predicted the weather correctly 28% of the time. The rushing back and forth from burrows is believed to indicate sexual activity, not shadow seeking.

The female bedbug has no vagina, so the male must rip open her stomach with his penis to deposit his sperm into her.

Except among some higher primates, humans are the only mammals who engage in face-to-face sex.

Most oysters are ambisexual. They begin life as males, then become females, and then change back and forth many times.

Kingsville, Texas forbids pigs from having sex on Kingsville airport property.

During the 1600's in Massachusetts, a teenage boy was executed for confessing to having had sex with two horses, two cows, and four sheep.

During heat, the female chimpanzee will seek sex out up to 20 times a day.

Lebanese men may only have sex with female animals. Sex with a male animal is punishable by death.

Bulls do not have much of a sex life. They copulate in one thrust; the entire act lasts less than 20 seconds.

Humpback whales have penises 10 feet long and 1 foot in diameter. They emit the most amount of seminal discharge of any mammal. They only mate once a year.

One study showed a lion "doing it" 86 times in one day!

Erect giraffe penises are four feet long!

Bats have sex in the air while flying.

To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together.

Pigs and hogs have corkscrew-shaped penises.

So, you've heard the phrase, "going at it like rabbits". Well, the desert rat makes the rabbit look a little useless in the Don Juan sweepstakes. The desert rat can have sex up to 120 times an hour.

The female Praying Mantis eats her mate after sex. During the act the female will hook her large arms around to hold him in place and start nibbling away. The sex drive is so strong in the male that he can continue to copulate even if his partner gets a little peckish before he's finished.

One thing I do now for sure now, I would not want to be an adult gorilla, chimapnzee or a penguin!!!!

And ladies, spare a thought for the humble lady bug... Bet you never look at one the same now!!!

Enjoy.... :D
 
'To have sex with donkeys, Mongol men would often tie their hind legs together.'

And to have sex with their women do they tie their legs apart?


'Kingsville, Texas forbids pigs from having sex on Kingsville airport property.'

And what about firemen or parking attendants?


in Florida having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.'

Not to much damn tricky.
 

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Originally posted by noogie_da_sheep
the only comment i have is...what the hell was he thinking? :eek:

I know. Once you've experienced the sheer pleasure a horse has to offer, why on earth would you bother with a sheep? :D
 
The problem with the sex with the horse was he couldn't prove it was consented to. When the horse was questioned all it would say is Neighh Neigh.....



I just had a horrible picture of Wilbur Post and Mr Ed...
 
Originally posted by Syd

The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.

3 whole seconds?????
I can beat that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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