FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[74561347]

I was lucky in that I only had to deal with the eastern most of the time, compared to the west and the north it's a cakewalk

 

[Shell]

All the way home this morning I sat in the left lane on 100. Literally every single car passed me, felt like Driving miss Daisy ffs.

I guess 100 is the new 90

 

[Shell]

FF.. boss says get out you're fired. Name one thing you do before you leave.

I'll go set the place on fire, steal stuff

 

[Shell]

"I'm gonna drag the boss out to his car, then I'm gonna key it and throw him thru the windshield"

 

[Shell]

I think this contestant just got into a little too much detail

 

[Shell]

No 1 answer pack and clean desk. This audience sucks

 

[Chicago1]

So... what should I watch tonight : Willy Wonka(the original) or Dirty Rotten Scoundrels? I've seen both at least a half dozen times.

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[Shell]

Gotta go with

 

[Shell]

"Novak refused to answer questions about his claims he was poisoned while in detention"

Yeah no shit he wouldn't answer any

 

[74561347]

FF.. boss says get out you're fired. Name one thing you do before you leave.

I'll go set the place on fire, steal stuff

are you going to steal a child from a rich family or a stupid child whos parents probably wont look too hard for them?

 

[Shell]

What a tool. Hopefully he's back on a plane soon.

 

[Shell]

are you going to steal a child from a rich family or a stupid child whos parents probably wont look too hard for them?

I would steal stationery and laptops, not a child

 

[Shell]

And sports equipment. I took a footy from my last school

 

[74561347]

And sports equipment. I took a footy from my last school

but if you dont steal a child who will you kick the footy with?

 

[Shell]

Myself

 

[74561347]

Myself

 

[Chicago1]

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels it is.

Ruprecht!

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[Shell]

Dr Schaffhausen... Dr Emil Schaffhausen?!

 

[HomerThompson]

"Novak refused to answer questions about his claims he was poisoned while in detention"

Yeah no shit he wouldn't answer any

He realised it was just Vegemite

 

[Shell]

He realised it was just Vegemite

Makes sense.

 

[Shell]

I haven't had Vegemite in years. Probably cause I haven't had toast in years..

 

[HomerThompson]

I have it a couple of times a week

 

[Shell]

I should buy some vegemite

 

[Shell]

Imbeciles who swim laps in the recreation area of the pool

SWIM LAPS IN THE ****ING LAP LANES theres a clue right there in the ****ing name shit for brains

 

[HomerThompson]

Just finished brekky. Thick toast, butter and vegemite with a mug of tea. Su-poib!