First Goal, Banner, Crowd etc v Dees

[Fossie 32]

If you would like to enter feel free

One point for correct first Bulldogs goal kicker
One point for best weekly banner in the BRWB Banner Award section.
One point for best name for the fixture / 'Cup'.
One point for best next day's Herald Sun back page headline.
One point for nearest to crowd number
One point each for nearest to margin
One bonus point tipping for exact margin.

There is an extra section for margin predictions the Nostradamus comp - 54321 for closest to the pin

 

[dogwatch]

FG: Weightman
Crowd: 42,816
Demons by 19

Fixture: The Debutants' Ball

HL: Bevo - Dogs are a "Work in Progress"

Banner:
If you want to see another day
We suggest you stay out of Harmes way

 

[dogwatch]

Does the first entry for 2024 get a bonus point Fossie?

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

The 'No Fair, False Start!' Cup
Headline: Dogs Victorious in the Battle of the Behinds
Crowd: 38,496
First goal Trealor
Dogs by 11

 

[grassman75]

Does the first entry for 2024 get a bonus point Fossie?

No. I told Flossie to get the comp going…so technically, I had the first post

 

[grassman75]

Juh
39999
Dogs by 25pts

Headline - Harma’s a Bitch
Fixture - Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Banner -

There’s something cooking out West,
Chef Bevo is putting a new recipe to the test
He’s chopped, sliced and diced the squads
And put together the next team of Bullgods

Everywhere the media says the club is in crisis
All I see is a fresh mix of secret herbs and spices
Make a booking, do it now
When you taste what he’s created you’re gonna go

WOW!

 

[dogwatch]

The size of banner needed for one of Grassman's epic poems. Do we have that much crepe paper in Australia?

 

[Randomthoughts]

52054 crowd
Dogs by 24 pts
Marra

Thanks Fossie

 

[CarnTheScray]

49483
Demons by 25
West

 

[Astro_]

JUH
41,629
‘Grand finals are won at the MCG’ cup
Dogs by 17

 

[Bulldog rick]

First goal: Marra
Crowd: 47823
Dogs by 43

Banner:

Dirty Dees done dirt cheap
Dirty Dees done dirt cheap
Marra and Naughts to kick a heap
Clarry and Smith go back to sleep
Dirty Dees done dirt cheap

Fixture:

Our culture is the best in 40 years celebration match. ( A Melbourne Dees initiative)

Headline:

Back page - Sizzling Sanders stars and declares he doesn't eat KFC.
Front page - Crepe paper soars beyond the price of gold.

 

[54Bulldog16]

FG: Bont streaming out from the centre, from 55m!
Crowd: 45416
Margin: Dogs by 27

Fixture: ‘Harmes out of Lachie’s Way’ cup

 

[Libba39]

FG: West
Crowd: 47,751
Demons by 11

Fixture: The Hunter Cup (Let's hope Melbourne get "the trots")

HL: Get On The Sandwagon

Banner:

Its going to be a hot one
So Dees stop your bitch'n
If you can't stand the heat
Get out of the kitchen
Bevo's been cooking
Some round one surprises
With twenty-two secret
Herbs and spices
So Gag on your cheese boards
Your quince paste and crackers
We're serving you up
Some fried Demon's knackers





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[grassman75]

The size of banner needed for one of Grassman's epic poems. Do we have that much crepe paper in Australia?

View attachment 1929599

Only round 1 mate

You thought the toilet paper crisis was bad

It will be the great crepe paper shortage of 2024

 

[grassman75]

FG: West
Crowd: 47,751
Demons by 11

Fixture: The Hunter Cup (Let's hope Melbourne get "the trots")

HL: Get On The Sandwagon

Banner:

Its going to be a hot one
So Dees stop your bitch'n
If you can't stand the heat
Get out of the kitchen
Bevo's been cooking
Some round one surprises
With twenty-two secret
Herbs and spices
So Gag on your cheese boards
Your quince paste and crackers
We're serving you up
Some fried Demon's knackers





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Looks like I provided some inspiration for this banner Libba….

 

[Libba39]

Looks like I provided some inspiration for this banner Libba….

I blame chat gpt....

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[BallaratBulldog]

45,616
Demons by 32
JUH

 

[MKS70]

42690
Dogs by 24
FG Naughton

HL Doggy Debutantes Devour Demons

 

[Fossie 32]

41654
Us by 16
Astro for first goal after a hanger in the goalsquare

 

[Chicago1]

JUH
41666
Melbourne by 17

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[Doggies_13]

First goal: JUH
Crowd: 39 879
Dogs by 13

 

[Fossie 32]

Fixture name for this gala event: The Freedom From Desire Cup
HL: Dogs Give Demons Hell

 

[Fossie 32]

Fresh of the bye, today's our day
Time to give these gimps the big A
A thing of beauty is what we'll see
As Bevo unleashes his Plan B

 

[Fossie 32]

First goal Astro! As tipped by Fossie 32 and MKS
Crowd 44,100 Narrow win to Dogwatch by my calculation
Margin minus 45 BallaratBulldog had -32
Fixture BoydOhBoyd
Banner Grassman
HL MKS

Margin section
BallaratBulldog -32 ..... 5pt
CarntheScray -25........ 4pt
Dogwatch - 19 ............3pt
Chicago -17 ................2pt
Libba -11 ....................1pt

Boyd oh Boyd +11
Doggies13 +13
Fossie +16
Astro +17
Random, MKS +24
54Bulldog16 +27
Bulldog Rick +43
Grassman +25

 

[dogwatch]

Whoahh! Go Astro!

Doesn't count. Wasn't a hanger in the goalsquare.