Flatline Fletcher Syndrome (FFS)

[Bender_]

So, it's been a great week on the stock exchange for me. My blue chips were up and blah blah blah I'd made a lot o' cash. So I thought to myself - lets celebrate! I ordered 3 grams of sweet yayo from my dealer JW, then called up my friend The Barron and got the hook up on 2 high class Thai call girls. I racked up a couple of rails and as I snorted the second line out of one of the girl's arse cracks my heart began to race.

I thought it was gonna beat out of my chest and I started to panic. Pictures of that hack Chad Fletcher on a Vegas trip floated through my mind and I asked myself how did that hack ever get an AA? This guy couldn't kick over 25 metres without busting a testicle. He handballs to people's feet, can get out run by a slug and squibbed more contests than anyone I'd ever seen. That's when the epiphany struck - Flatline Fletcher Syndrome (FFS). Put a hack in a group of quality and you'll dupe people into thinking they're half decent:

A:

What a line, looks like 4 quality champs to me....

B:

What a ****en hack...


There's more than just Fletch that this has happened with, check out case study number 2:

A:

Pretty impressive bunch...

B:

What a ****en hack... FFS...

 

[Schulzenfest]

I think you meant to post Gibbs instead of Simpson. Simpson is quality.

 

[Bender_]

Incredible line up..

What a ****en hack...


FFS

 

[Bender_]

I think you meant to post Gibbs instead of Simpson. Simpson is quality.

You have been duped by FFS

 

[Hodgepodge]

It's spelt 'Felcher'

 

[Bender_]

A:

Awesome premiership players

B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

 

[Schulzenfest]

A:

Awesome premiership players

B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

Much better example.

 

[Poseidon]

The Carlton example was pretty bad, honestly. Simpson is far from a hack. If you had chosen Gibbs it would have still been incorrect but at least it'd be acceptable by Bay standards.

WCE needs more Embley.

 

[Bender_]

A:

What a group of amazing players...

B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

 

[Bender_]

The Carlton example was pretty bad, honestly. Simpson is far from a hack. If you had chosen Gibbs it would have still been incorrect but at least it'd be acceptable by Bay standards.

WCE needs more Embley.

Nah - Simpson turns to water as soon as someone plays tight on him. Gets away with his shitness coz more attention goes to Murphy or Judd.

FFS

 

[KoutoufidesGhost]

Wow, and I thought Des Headland over Nigel Lappin was reaching. The FFS seems to be running out of gas already if you are putting Shannon Byrnes in the mix.

This guy is not a hack.

 

[Bender_]

Wow, and I thought Des Headland over Nigel Lappin was reaching. The FFS seems to be running out of gas already if you are putting Shannon Byrnes in the mix.

This guy is not a hack.

Um correct he's not a hack. Lappin is/was a jet. I think you're failing to understand the concept of FFS. Hedland was considered to be an amazing player whilst playing alongside those guys. He left. And it was exposed he was shit.

 

[Poseidon]

A:

Championship team.

B:

Hack player and even worse as a person.

 

[Bender_]

^^^^^

bingo!

 

[KoutoufidesGhost]

Um correct he's not a hack. Lappin is/was a jet. I think you're failing to understand the concept of FFS. Hedland was considered to be an amazing player whilst playing alongside those guys. He left. And it was exposed he was shit.

I understand the concept, I just struggling with who thought Shannon Byrnes was an amazing player.

However, I will join in the spirit.

A:

What an amazing premiership midfield.



B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

 

[Bender_]

Yeah fair call. Perhaps my point about Byrnes is that people think he's better because of the quality that surrounds him.

PS: Regarding Port - LOL well played.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Um correct he's not a hack. Lappin is/was a jet. I think you're failing to understand the concept of FFS. Hedland was considered to be an amazing player whilst playing alongside those guys. He left. And it was exposed he was shit.

FFS, Who thinks Byrnes is awesome?

 

[Schulzenfest]

I understand the concept, I just struggling with who thought Shannon Byrnes was an amazing player.

However, I will join in the spirit.

A:

What an amazing premiership midfield.



B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

Can't object to this one at all.

Also, Ling would've been a better choice than Byrnes. Who the **** rates Byrnes?

 

[KoutoufidesGhost]

A:

Unlucky not to get a game in this midfield:

B:

What a ****en hack...

FFS

 

[Bender_]

Also, Ling would've been a better choice than Byrnes. Who the **** rates Byrnes?

Someone down at Geelong does, he's got 2 ****en flags!

FFS

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Great quartet

A.

B.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

A.

B.

 

[Bender_]

A:

Premiership superstars...

B:

What a ****en hack...


FFS

 

[brett15]

A.

B.

What a ****en hack...

FFS

 

[saladodger]

After his coke charges in N.S.W, failed attempt at a career with FESA (Fire Emergency Services Authority) and now finding himself playing 'B' grade in the WAAFL, I reckon ol' Fletch wishes he stayed flatlined as it's all down hill from here champ.