flu remedys

[MagpieScouser]

damn i hate the flu

can anyone help?

 

[fryingpan]

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[MagpieScouser]

are u inbred?

 

[fryingpan]

i can be whatever you want me to be

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Bottle of port & plenty of bed

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Place luke warm water in a bucket with two spoonfulls of eucalyptus oil. Then place a towel over your head and submerge your head in the bucket of water and keep it submerged for a good 15 minutes. If done properly flu symptons will never bother you again.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Go for a jog. A good sweating session will get it out of you quickly.

 

[Ill Nino]

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Thanx for the advice that was the best flu remedy ever.

 

[BomberGal]

Vicks Vapodrops. And the rub.

I have it as well, f***ing shocking...and didn't that make me feel great while watching the news reports last night of all the people who have died from this one.

 

[footy55]

Cup of Whisky and Honey before bed and a heap of blankets and sweat the bitch out!!!

Might be a horrible night but well worth it!!

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Vicks Vapodrops. And the rub.

I have it as well, f***ing shocking...and didn't that make me feel great while watching the news reports last night of all the people who have died from this one.

That's no good. Just be aware when you give it off to somebody else the damn thing comes back on you.

 

[BomberGal]

That's no good. Just be aware when you give it off to somebody else the damn thing comes back on you.

Um, what?

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Um, what?

The flu that has been going around the place. If you give it off to somebody you will always get it back.

 

[BomberGal]

The flu that has been going around the place. If you give it off to somebody you will always get it back.

Err, wouldn't mean that everyone would be infected, permanently?

You shouldn't be able to re-catch your own cold, as you should have developed a resistance to it.

 

[goalpie]

Place luke warm water in a bucket with two spoonfulls of eucalyptus oil. Then place a towel over your head and submerge your head in the bucket of water and keep it submerged for a good 15 minutes. If done properly flu symptons will never bother you again.

Yeh and after 15 minutes submerged in a bucket of water the cold will mean nothing when you are dead.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Err, wouldn't mean that everyone would be infected, permanently?

You shouldn't be able to re-catch your own cold, as you should have developed a resistance to it.

trust me you can.
I had a cold about 2 months ago. I got it back 3 weeks ago.

 

[BomberGal]

trust me you can.
I had a cold about 2 months ago. I got it back 3 weeks ago.

I don't think it's the same cold. Unless the person you gave it to had it for five weeks, the virus mutated, and then they gave it back to you.

 

[Kram]

Go for a jog. A good sweating session will get it out of you quickly.

Rest, rest and more rest is the only way to fix flus. Running around makes it hard for the body to fight them of.

Ask any Doctor.

Plus you become resistant to the virus once you have had it and don't get the same strain again.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Rest, rest and more rest is the only way to fix flu's. Running around makes it hard for the body to fight them of.

Ask any Doctor.

Plus you become resistant to the virus once you have had it and don't get the same strain again.

Wrong.

 

[greengoblin]

best thing to do is drink hot lemon and honey drinks, by hot i mean as soon as its heated, sleep with socks on, that helps sweat the flu out, and either rub yourself down with vicks, or better yet heat up some methylated spirits and rub yourself with that.
may seem unorthodox but my mother and grandmother always used that routine with me as a little boy and it always worked.
by morning i was as good as ever.

 

[Plogs]

Rest, rest and more rest is the only way to fix flus. Running around makes it hard for the body to fight them of.

Ask any Doctor.

Plus you become resistant to the virus once you have had it and don't get the same strain again.

Until the next one comes along...