Think Tank fun ideas to make the game better

[BringFevBack2021]

The A League has a violinist and crowd fights. The NRL has players pissing in their own mouths and commentators fighting people while blind drunk. These are challenges to the product that is AFL football.

Here, we discuss some ideas to make the game better. I’ll start:

• Allow one player to use unlimited steroids per team per year
• If players push and shove they have to either wrestle or have a **** off (retaliators choice), winners team gets 50m pen
• Allow use of non lethal weaponry
• Derm and Underwood jailed for 20 years
• Nick Daicos only allowed to pivot with the ball to make it fairer
• Coaches must fight a 3 round MMA match if there is a draw
• Multiball (captains call, 1x 5m period per team per game)
• No boundary lines (I.e crowd can get involved in game)

Let’s get creative guys

 

[FISTO]

Strap Ross the toss to a rocket and fire it into the Sun

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Strap Ross the toss to a rocket and fire it into the Sun

Weekly

 

[frggr]

Give poorly run clubs priority picks

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Give poorly run clubs priority picks

You scats don't deserve any.

 

[frggr]

You scats don't deserve any.

We've never needed any - unlike some teams

 

[Triggering Tiger]

We've never needed any - unlike some teams

Yous beggars didn't even have the money to build your 340-million-dollar smelly kitty litter box stadium so don't patronize us.

 

[frggr]

Yous beggars didn't even have the money to build your 340-million-dollar smelly kitty litter box stadium so don't patronize us.

Yes we did, the good people of Victoria gave it to us as tribute to our greatness.

Meanwhile, how many bricks have you bought?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Yes we did, the good people of Victoria gave it to us as tribute to our greatness.

Meanwhile, how many bricks have you bought?

More than you beggar.

 

[Cyclops]

Not going to lie, the multiball sounds awesome.

 

[FISTO]

Yous beggars didn't even have the money to build your 340-million-dollar smelly kitty litter box stadium so don't patronize us.

Did someone say beggars???

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Did someone say beggars???

1 million dollar supporter raised funds >>>>>>>>340 million government hand out, thanks for your concern sweetie.

 

[AvantGardener]

• Opposition not allowed to scrag Curnow
• Ollie Hollands to have 3 get out of jail free cards he can use in contests he backs out of or gets manhandled in he is allowed to use a card and he gets given possession of the ball
• Acres not allowed to run into either 50m arc to give oppo a chance of winning the tight games
• Counts as a spoil as long as Zac Williams is in vicinity of his man, even if he fails to touch the ball or lay some body on said man
• Retaliation biff allowed when oppo taunts

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Owies allowed to make a defensive act.

 

[the avoca drover]

Free grog for the crowd.
That ought to get things happening.

 

[AvantGardener]

Free grog for the crowd.
That ought to get things happening.

Full strength as well


even though I have been sober for a couple years now

 

[caveman72]

Free grog for the crowd.
That ought to get things happening.

Bring back the 2 slab limit

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Free grog for the crowd.
That ought to get things happening.

Good idea.
Yeah, and king browns allowed

 

[GudOnya]

If a runner gets within 50 metres of the play they become fair game for bumps.

 

[Dinsdale]

I've said it before but here goes:

4 teams, 4 sets of goals, 2 balls, crowd can kick the ball back to their team or a goal.

Rotate clockwise every quarter.

 

[Cyclops]

6/6/6 rule enforced with electrified collars.

Nominated sniper for each team, not a free hit, an actual dart gun that knocks a player out for 5-10 minutes. One dart per round but doesn't have to be in your game. You get one shot, bad luck if you miss or hit one of your own.

Half rime draft.

 

[caveman72]

6/6/6 rule enforced with electrified collars.

Nominated sniper for each team, not a free hit, an actual dart gun that knocks a player out for 5-10 minutes. One dart per round but doesn't have to be in your game. You get one shot, bad luck if you miss or hit one of your own.

Half rime draft.

Arm some of the crowd with paintball guns and let them shoot an opposition player lining up for goal. No headshots allowed

 

[zackah]

I feel like it needs a new angle. Maybe shorter games, new teams, sexy jerseys and wait yes, acrobats. Who doesn’t love acrobats?

Possibly a name with just a letter will help too.

 

[caveman72]

You get to pick one opposition fan from the crowd to be their sub

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Make the ball out of cement, and make the boundary line a barbed wire fence.