Funniest crowd moment

[NQTIGER]

It was a richmond melb game at the g in the early eighties we were sitting in the lower part of the northern stand , unfortunately it happened to me jesse james was umpiring and giving us plenty, considering he was a richmond supporter and i stood up and yelled some choice words and my false teeth flew out and landed in Mrs bartletts (kBs mum) lap she turned around and handed them back to great roars from the people around us.And as everyone knows KB gets his looks from his mum.

Another time we were out at waverleley and it had been raining quite heavily we floged collingwood and were heading out to the car on the outer side wing singing the song when i slipped over on the mound landed flat on my ass to great roars of laughter from the collingwood supporters in the area.

crikey i miss melb

 

[Bojangles17]

This post on another thread from a while back...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122121





Oh, c'mon IDGAF, how 'cum you didn't mention the great break in at the 1989 (ish) state of origin game? What's the current estimate at - 5,000??? FOLKLORE!!!!!

agghh leper , allow me to explain to the uninitiated...it was late eighties with ablett, plugger and dunstall in an all star cast...all set for a bumper crowd...we joined the lengthy que , some 100 mtrs or so ...as the que worked its way into the ground , we were no more than 3 or 4 people from the ticket seller when the full house sign went up....our hopes and dreams were dashed ....but we didnt count on leper...with his ingenuity and rat cunning he scaled a fence bound by razor wire and unlocked one of the gates..big enough for the ambulance....from that point on it was like the running of the bulls as hundereds if not thousands surged there way into the mecca for the greatest show on earth...."names have been withheld to protect the innocent"

 

[Leper]

......."names have been withheld to protect the innocent"

And the guilty!

 

[CJH]

... And as everyone knows KB gets his looks from his mum.

...

Mrs Bartlett's bald??!!!???

 

[IDGAF]

agghh leper , allow me to explain to the uninitiated...it was late eighties with ablett, plugger and dunstall in an all star cast...all set for a bumper crowd...we joined the lengthy que , some 100 mtrs or so ...as the que worked its way into the ground , we were no more than 3 or 4 people from the ticket seller when the full house sign went up....our hopes and dreams were dashed ....but we didnt count on leper...with his ingenuity and rat cunning he scaled a fence bound by razor wire and unlocked one of the gates..big enough for the ambulance....from that point on it was like the running of the bulls as hundereds if not thousands surged there way into the mecca for the greatest show on earth...."names have been withheld to protect the innocent"

LMAO @ Behaviour of Rhodes Scholar / Rocket scientist / Genius / Property Tycoon / Entrepenuer / Master statistition

 

[Thrice3]

You also wrote "Everyime your losing" when you were too stupid to write "Every time you're losing". 3 mistakes in 2 words - you're a genius.

You've used the phrase "shemale ferals" which is a noun followed by an adjective. If you had a brain you'd realise that adjectives come BEFORE nouns and should be "feral shemales". Your phrase suggests that I use the phrase "Richo just took a mark spectacular". You are a total moron.

Further, the word “shemale” is spelt “she male” or “she-male”. More proof that you are an utter dolt.

Should I go on?

As a rule I don’t correct people’s grammar and spelling mistakes as I think everyone makes mistakes with them on a regular basis. However you asked this time and you received.

After that I think most of the common Melbourne Supporters will be to afraid to post here.

 

[IDGAF]

agghh leper , allow me to explain to the uninitiated...it was late eighties with ablett, plugger and dunstall in an all star cast...all set for a bumper crowd...we joined the lengthy que , some 100 mtrs or so ...as the que worked its way into the ground , we were no more than 3 or 4 people from the ticket seller when the full house sign went up....our hopes and dreams were dashed ....but we didnt count on leper...with his ingenuity and rat cunning he scaled a fence bound by razor wire and unlocked one of the gates..big enough for the ambulance....from that point on it was like the running of the bulls as hundereds if not thousands surged there way into the mecca for the greatest show on earth...."names have been withheld to protect the innocent"

You are quite the story teller Mr. Jangles LOL , why don`t you ply your wares to the great footy heist of 87 ?

 

[tiga13]

After that I think most of the common Melbourne Supporters will be to afraid to post here.

Isn't it true that trolls usually send their strongest into battle first?
roflmaooo
Can't wait for the next MFC troll to rear it's ugly head. It would be like seeing Milo Kerrigan rocking up to the wrong TV studio only to find that he is the next contestant on who wants to be a millionaire.

 

[Leper]

You are quite the story teller Mr. Jangles LOL , why don`t you ply your wares to the great footy heist of 87 ?

<Name withheld> is hereby summonsed to the Waverley district court.

Charge: theft of one (1) Sherrin football.

Plead: Guilty.

Punishment: A $50 good behaviour bond IIRC. Believe the football was pretty much deserved for the sheer fact that (a) you deserve something for going to / parking your car @ Waverley and (b) the heist invloved running a good 300 metres with the aforementioned Sherrin, then ingeniously disposing of same in appropriate receptacle for later (unsuccessful) retrieval.

Apparently got off lightly on the basis that if you barrack for Richmond you've been through enough sh1t in life and don't deserve doing any serious hard time for what anybody would do on basic spur of the moment human instinct.

Run with the ball colonel.

ps - didn't Bea Smith and Lizzy end up in the clink for the same charge?

 

[Leper]

Just remembered another one (difinitely high on life still, having had a few Tiger Beers - "Brewed exclusively in Asia since 1932, with the finest quality hops and malted barley, Tiger Beer has a distinctive taste that's winning the world over.").....

The great saucing in the 1982 Richmond v. Essendon game, easter Monday. The game we won by ~62 points after being up by about a goal at 3/4 time. In a ding dong battle. I think Roach kicked about 8.

They surely had holes in the concrete of the second level of the old southern stand purely and simply to allow this imbecile behaviour. Briefly this episode involved deliberately dropping tomato sauce through aformentioned hole in the floor of the stand, onto the unsuspecting punters below.

ps - ever had a beer that ISN'T brewed using only the finest quality hops and malted barley? Like, WTF do they do with the shyte hops and barley, and the edge rashers of bacon?