Funny Bumper Stickers

[mantis]

A sales rep from a printing company just came into my work & brought a sample of their printing, among the samples was a bumper sticker I immediately snaffled up, it reads
" Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them".

What are some of your fav bumper stickers?

 

[M29]

Here are some that I can remember:

"Dont laugh, your daughters in the back"

"Guns dont kill people. I do."

"Virgin Surgeon".

 

[sbagman]

My fave...

"Virgin conversion - Mobile Unit"

 

[M29]

Originally posted by sbagman
My fave...

"Virgin conversion - Mobile Unit"

Ah yes, remember seeing that one on a car about two months ago.

 

[CJ]

"Yuck Fou"

 

[Mr Ripper]

"Cricketers have hard balls" / "Squash players have rubber balls" etc...

 

[JUBJUB]

I've seen a couple of cars with the sticker "WHERETHEFU*KAREWE"

 

[jod23]

THE MORE HAIR I LOSE, THE MORE HEAD I GET.

 

[Eagle_Fan]

If you can read this, where the f*ck is my caravan???

 

[hilly]

the ultimate: 'no woofers'

thanks fitzy

"Dont laugh, your daughters in the back", thanks for that M29 forgot about that

 

[Basic]

"Save our beaches, harpoon fat chicks"
the one jod posted "the more hair i loose the more head i get" that's a pisser i was in the car with him when he saw that it was damn funny lol

 

[elt]

Yeah keep honking, while I reload.

Warning : Driver only carries $20 worth of ammo

 

[Hmmmmm]

"Everyone has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

 

[SS11]

Originally posted by Eagle_Fan
If you can read this, where the f*ck is my caravan???

LOL i like that one..hahahahaha

my favorite would have to be a collingwood membership sticker

 

[CURVE]

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs"

The one I have on my car reads

"I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car"

 

[DEES RULE!]

i'v got one:

"driver doesn't carry any cash, he's married"

 

[joshhem]

I don't break for Hippies

 

[Santos L Helper]

To vegetarians: If god didn't want us to eat animals, why are they all made of meat?