Funny Bumper Stickers

[TheMase]

Just wondering if you have seen any particuarly funny Bumper Stickers.

There is a guy here at work that has one that says.

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

 

[BluesBabe666]

I saw one on this new guys car here at work, a few months ago and because of it i dont talk to him, its a bit feral!!

A HEAD JOB IS BETTER THAN NO JOB.

Eeeeoooooo!!

(Dont get me wrong, nothing at all against them, maybe its just that the guy that had the car was ew!)

 

[fabulousphil]

my signature ---------love it, saw it on a car about 6 months ago ---and only time ive seen it.

 

[BluesBabe666]

Oh yeah, cute! If you're into that sort of thing of course.... i mean, the first way around is good - not so sure about the vice versa tho!!

 

[fabulousphil]

Originally posted by BluesBabe666
Oh yeah, cute! If you're into that sort of thing of course.... i mean, the first way around is good - not so sure about the vice versa tho!!

Hey the vice-versa bit is the cute bit

 

[M29]

Here are a few:

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK, NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW
Promote pork, run over a chicken!
Don't Laugh - Your Daughter Might Be In Here.
Don't drink and drive...you might hit a bump and spill your drink
STOP GLOBAL WHINING
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface
Cats the other white meat

 

[Stealth bomber]

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an a***hole.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 60k/hr Are Also Timed For 120k/hr
Get any closer and I'll fart
My karma ran over my dogma
This is it, I don't have another car. (As opposed to ones that say "My other car is a....")

 

[redback]

I love my bumper sticker, "some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them".

 

[Draggas_Girl]

Men are from mars, women are from venus... then some bozo had to go invent space travel.

Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things in life are just better rich.

Better to lose a lover than love a loser.

I AM in shape, round is a shape.

I'm not playing with myself, I'm adjusting my jewelry

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

 

[jod23]

The more hair i lose, the more head i get

 

[catattack]

Here's one....

What are you gonna do for a face when the monkey wants its a** back??

 

[catattack]

and....

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the footpath!!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

on the radio they were in a **** about smartarse sayings on tshirts particularly the one that said V ery I mportant P ussy

 

[BluesBabe666]

Originally posted by fabulousphil


Hey the vice-versa bit is the cute bit

For you maybe sweetie - performing that doesnt interest me all that much!! Being on the other end of it, however!....