Funny Joke

[Scottroo]

Husband-Walks in side with a duck under his arm, sees his wife standing there he says "This is the pig I've been sleeping with"

Wife Says "Thats not a pig thats a DUCK!"

Husband replies "I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK"

i found it funny, what do you think?

 

[mellowyellow]

Ugly Dave Grey material.

 

[Scrumhalf]

There is an Official Jokes Thread for you to post this in.

 

[BomberGal]

Husband-Walks in side with a duck under his arm, sees his wife standing there he says "This is the pig I've been sleeping with"

Wife Says "Thats not a pig thats a DUCK!"

Husband replies "I WAS TALKING TO THE DUCK"

i found it funny, what do you think?

You were watching what I was watching, right?

(I actually don't remember what I was watching. But this gag was cracked on a TV show I was watching tonight.)

 

[silky-smooth]

There is an Official Jokes Thread for you to post this in.

does it matter?

 

[Munga]

You were watching what I was watching, right?

(I actually don't remember what I was watching. But this gag was cracked on a TV show I was watching tonight.)

You were watching The Assassin

 

[BomberGal]

You were watching The Assassin

Thought so.

It was either that, the Simpsons, or Seinfeld. I just couldn't remember. Would be just the sort of thing that could be on either of the other two.

Weird movie...

 

[choc_a_holic]

LOL that's funny...

 

[pav_is_god]

Thought so.

It was either that, the Simpsons, or Seinfeld. I just couldn't remember. Would be just the sort of thing that could be on either of the other two.

Weird movie...

It was told slightly differently though - A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm...